by @tochterzwiebel // listen to my podcast and PREORDER MY UPCOMING BOOK OUT THIS NOVEMBER!!! // [email protected] for enquiries

london
Joined May 2019
THE FIRST COPIES OF MY BOOK ARE HERE and they’re so beautiful i want to cry 🥹
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the sketchbook of villard de honnecourt, a 13th century french artist who would sometimes give up on drawing faces
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so i have bad news for you about what a human is
Whatever you think of the Shane Gillis joke there's an entire category of gym shorts that looks like it's made for a species of intelligent baboons
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late 20s life milestone: guy on the tube platform harassed me and by the end of the interaction he was crying
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trying to coin “all will be julian” as a shorthand for this sentiment who’s with me
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i didn’t have cable tv as a kid i had public broadcasting and the great outdoors “”””spongebob”””” and his ilk were strictly forbidden all things considered WAS my spingebob
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tonight i saw @JessGillamSax perform a haunting rendition of Hildegard von Bingen’s Spiritus Sanctus on her soprano sax-led 8 person band and it ruled
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theyre looking for simurgh….
In an incredible development, Elisabeth and Sam Williams appear to have photographed 4 to 5 American Barn owls on Tuesday night outside of a building on W. 76th St. and Central Park West. The owls are "extremely rare" in New York City. Can any owl experts weigh in?
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weird medieval guys NEW BOOK OUT NOVEMBER 5!!! retweeted
MASSIVE event on this week in london town!! i am some dear friends will be at the British Museum hosting a big Bayeux Tapestry themed quiz on friday evening!! it will be really good fun with great prizes AND FREE TO ATTEND!! please do come down :)
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maybe the funniest part of the bayeux tapestry is when they briefly pause the narrative to show you a guy called wadard who then never shows up again
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MASSIVE event on this week in london town!! i am some dear friends will be at the British Museum hosting a big Bayeux Tapestry themed quiz on friday evening!! it will be really good fun with great prizes AND FREE TO ATTEND!! please do come down :)
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how do you guys like the answer sheet i made for my bayeux tapestry themed pub quiz
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finding the Z and the Y in the tapestry was the hardest part but they're in there if you look
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its so important to me that the biggest medieval warhorses were max 14 hands high like the pony on the left and not massive beasts like on the right
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idk exactly how tall the horse on the left is but wikipedia said dales ponies are like 14 hh on average so
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livestock were soooo much smaller in the past. medieval swedish cattle were found to measure 100-110cm at the shoulders
its so important to me that the biggest medieval warhorses were max 14 hands high like the pony on the left and not massive beasts like on the right
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