words i never thought anyone would say: "can anyone stop trevor booker?" #PORvsUTA

welcome to portland @ChrisKaman , let's you and me gitcha drunk.

Jus MEANMUGGIN' folks on quizup's "math - hard" category #dayoff

Does California Dreamin' have a fucking recorder solo in it?

Sup

Dear portland: leave your god damned dogs at home

yo @eegabeeva88, you ever been to @GroundKontrol? seems like you'd really dig it!

Me: playing moombahton. Guy: hey can you play some Queen?

I have finished college.

a=x_i

In one hour, I will take my last regular class ever. In two, I will be done.

BURY ME SNAKE MAN

Jesus, whoever came up with the soundtrack to Teen Wolf really fuckin' blew it.

Listen to more Bruce Haack. Start with Party Machine.

"Crazy People" by Kesha might be the worst song ever recorded.

I just walked up a broken escalator, and it was incredibly disorienting!

APB: Chilean Netflix has Road House available to stream!

Why do I see a lot of women dressed up in clubbin'-type clothes at the downtown target all the time?

Polyphonic spree in the shop

Just putting my feelers out: anyone have a room for rent?