@VirtuallyGone
 Seattle
Joined January 2010
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Grok in my Tesla started calling me Captain today. This must have something to do with my Grok @bot setup where I only speak to my “Number One”. It’s a bit odd hearing it out loud. May need to make a change.
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Great looking Cybercab in the Seattle area @tesla
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Katherine Boyle
@KTmBoyleJun 12
Never. Give. Up.
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Finally pulled the trigger and bought a Tesla Model Y Performance. First Tesla. FSD is amazing. Why did I wait so long?
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@MLBJan 2
A legendary giveaway to honor a legend’s birthday! Repost and reply for your chance to win this Edgar Martinez autographed @Topps card.
2023 Topps Luminaries Home Run Kings Autograph Relic Card Edgar Martinez, Seattle Mariners (03/10) Grand Slam, 3-Run HR, in 1995 ALDS Game 4

ALT 2023 Topps Luminaries Home Run Kings Autograph Relic Card Edgar Martinez, Seattle Mariners (03/10) Grand Slam, 3-Run HR, in 1995 ALDS Game 4

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@MLBJan 2
You might have seen Edgar Martinez's 1995 ALDS Game 5 walk-off against the Yankees But do you remember what he did in Game 4?
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You can tell a lot about a person by how they react when someone dies.
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Mike Judge
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THIS IS THE WAY... To 10-2... AND FIRST PLACE IN THE NFC WEST!
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Arrived in Orlando for #MSIgnite. Looking forward to catching up with a few people this week.
Looking for a Principal Infrastructure Engineer with deep expertise in networking -starbucks.taleo.net/careerse…
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Looks like we will have power again soon at the San Jose Marriott. They dropped in a large 2nd generator that is supposed to take care of the rest of the building. It's been out for over 30 hours now.
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I’ll be counting how many jokes about the power outage at the @Marriott hotel will land in presentations at #OReillySACon and #VelocityConf today. References to circuit breakers, chaos monkeys, pager duty, and Symian armies will be counted as jokes too.
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Even Starbucks is becoming a cloud provider – at Paradise, NV
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Looking for a cloud architect. DM me or hit the link if interested - bit.ly/2tRTHnJ
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The @CloudNativeFdn #KubeCon Hockey Stick graph.
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This is a good thread!
Simon Wardley@swardley9 Dec 2018
Me : You should focus on serverless. X : I understand. We can get rid of the systems team. Real question is where do we find the skills for serverless? Me : By retraining the systems team. The skills are emerging. That's your opportunity, it'll help overcome inertia.
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Yamini Marni@ymarni8 May 2018
IoT, ML and AI powered coffee @Starbucks, if caffeine was not just enough! #MSBuild Digital transformation at it's best #Starbucks Techies flaunting our IoT enabled cloverX coffee machines! #MSBuild2018 #Azure
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First time at #msbuild should be fun
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Your AWS access tokens are checked into GitHub The intern just accidentally made your repo public. Role 1d6 for how many regions are now running BitCoin Miners.
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