funniest person on earth

Joined December 2021
“iS Yo dihhh biG oN sOft”? 🙄Btch is yo 🐱 wet on dry?… Fk is u talkin bout .
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They know what they are doing 😭
nea se los juro que no puedo más😭😭😭 JAJAJAJAAJAJAJAJAJAJAJSJJSJSJSJAJSJSJAJA
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Pumpkin patch with a lying azz btch doesn’t sound too bad
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How DraftsKings uses AI to target the gamblers most likely to lose
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Sports bettor just hit a life-changing TD parlay this week. Then bought his wife a new Porsche…
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Hold up whatt??????? 😂😭
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“c💦m for me baby” stop fking pressuring me .
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You can fake a moan... but you can't fake that leg shake .
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“Whose 🐱 is this” Her: *moans to avoid the question* 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
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I BEEN SINGLE SO LONG SOMEBODY ASKED ME WHO I WAS WITH AND I SAID T Mobile 😔 .
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no one piss u off more than the mf u in love with .
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A bbl payment plan is crazy now you working your azz off to pay your azz off .
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a soul like mine doesn't come around often but i'll let you figure that out .
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"You smell good" yeah I taste even better. .
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"you barely talk to me" i ghost my family too don't take it personally .
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men will ruin your life and then use a picture you took of them as their profile picture .
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I just sm💨ked 20 blunts, not because I enjoyed it, but to get the 🌲 off the streets , to protect our children and our families .
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only B word i ever call my btch is beautiful .
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good morning, where do you get that stuff you put on a napkin and make people pass out from? .
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“you’re so full of yourself” well you can be filled with me too if you quit playing
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