I once applied for a scholarship on pure delusion. During the interview they asked, “What makes you different?” I said, “I’m resourceful.” They said, “Can you give an example?” I said, “I once survived an entire semester using one pen.” They blinked. I added, “It taught me resilience.” For some reason, they loved that. Then they asked, “Where do you see yourself in five years?” I said, “Building something that outlives me.” I meant maybe a small business. They thought I meant a foundation. I won. The letter said: “We were inspired by your clarity of vision.” I was inspired by my audacity.

Genuinely, who was the heartless bastard who looked at this quote and thought “I can make this a meme about writers mischaracterizing my fav”?

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