“To have here but in a takeaway cup”. Baristas must hear this 100s of times a day so why do I always sound like their mind is about to be blown by my crazy request?

Should Chelsea fail in their bid for Hernandez then Todd Boehly is rumoured to be eyeing up a double swoop for Mark Kerr and Kim Kallstrom.

Come on @DannyWelbeck. Make it so.

Not sure if it’s Brexit, Cost of Living crisis or something else but the lack of proper satsumas in supermarkets this late into December is getting annoying. Far too many “easy peelers” on the shelves for my liking. They may peel easy but they are rubbish.

Haaland has been found out. Apart from goals he doesn’t bring anything to the table. Reminds me of a young Bendtner

Klopp is taking Liverpool backwards at pace. Lucky to finish 3rd in this group and can’t even see a top 6 finish in the league. Looking outdated as a manager. Arteta is the future

Manchester United 0-4 Arsenal (Saka 3, Ronaldo og)

If you want to challenge for the Top 4 then you simply have to win games like these against poor opposition. And for me that’s why Everton won’t make top 4 #EVELIV

Important not to get carried away after three games but I think this season has already taught us that Arteta is a better manager than Klopp

Dad found this in the attic. One for you @retropudders. Got this beauty in your collection?

Crystal Palace 0-5 Arsenal (Jesus 3, Saka, Xhaka) #arsenal #palace

I enjoy the BBC sport app coverage of live events but must they insist upon finishing each post with a “witty” one word sentence at the end of their commentary/analysis? Annoying.

Norwich 3-1 Tottenham (Pukki 3; Son). And Arsenal 5-0 Everton (Saka 2, Nketiah 2, Xhaka) #coyg #arsenal #believe