Hey look! Something new from the show! Finally. @JLChaparro8 is lazy? :)

#Starbucks currently is running a pilot delivery program with Uber Eats in Miami and, according to chief operating officer Roz Brewer, plans to expand it to nearly one-quarter of the company-owned stores in the U.S.... facebook.com/LateProgram/pos…

Alaska Airlines will let flyers wearing ugly sweaters board early on Dec. 21 in honor of National Ugly Holiday Sweater Day. I guess they got the same idea from Malaysia Airlines where they let anyone dressed as a pilot fly the plane.

Apple Inc said on Thursday it would spend $1 billion to build a second campus in Austin, Texas, that will house up to 15,000 workers as part of a broader push by U.S. companies to create more domestic jobs. Sadly,... facebook.com/LateProgram/pos…

A former Canadian diplomat has been detained while visiting Beijing amid a dispute between the two counties over Canada's arrest of a Chinese executive at the request of the United States. He was denied release since... facebook.com/LateProgram/pos…

Gabbagool!

#ESPN in a nutshell: LeBron James adjusts jock strap: Full hour of coverage, reporters on the scene, analysts ready for hot takes. #NHL player makes a sick, athletic move to beat a goalie: k #NYR

Former NJ Governor Chris Christie is being considered for the position of United States Attorney General. You know, if Christie does get appointed, He'll be the first AG to ever appoint a liaison for his legal duties to the local McDonalds.

#Mets say they aren't interested in giving out a "big contract" to Manny Machado. The Mets definition of a big contract is 15 dollars an hour with a 50 dollar Wal Mart gift card as incentive. #LGM #NYM #mannymachado #MLB

Late Program with Johnluke Chaparro S5EP4 youtu.be/OjdNv37EtVg On this episode: We make a phone call Eye Drops Google Translate A promo! Guest: Edwin Eddie Nieves FEATURING: Johnluke Chaparro José Carlos Matiella Dr. Alfred Cresci... youtu.be/OjdNv37EtVg

People are in uproar that Maroon 5 is playing the Super Bowl Halftime show but save the outrage when Migos is inevitably chosen to perform in a few years. It'll be the first halftime show completely subtitled.

A man down in Florida was caught dumping port-a-potty waste at a 7-11, police say. Incredibly disgusting but to be fair, he was just trying to return the beef bean burrito he just ate for a refund. I knew this joke was terrible the minute I finished typing it.....*clicks post*

There are 3 guaranteed things in life: Death, taxes and a broken McFlurry machine at your local McDonald's.

Nicki Minaj claims to be the new Harriet Tubman. Unlike Nicki Minaj, Harriet Tubman's genetic makeup was not 75 percent plastic.

Apparently there were a bunch of bees in NY that took over a hot dog stand this afternoon. Crazy stuff but now I'm hearing reports that the bees are now trying to unionize with the sewer rats.

Some photos from the most recent taping of the show. New episode will be out soon! For the time being, enjoy these four SEEMINGLY random photos.

200 likes. This is fun. Didn't think we'd get to this point. Then again, didn't think we'd make it past year one! To many more!