landlord of @petitenicoco | Hapa supremacist |
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Every day I have an afternoon affogato and my son has vanilla ice cream and we enjoy it together in cortado glasses with shell spoons
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So the scenario is “imagine your woman initiated sex with you, begging for it, even” and that’s supposed to make men uncomfortable? Lol
Ok lads: imagine you aren’t horny at all. Not even slightly. You’re busy fixing a shelf or ironing your suit or watching your favourite TV show. Zero sexy feelings. Your girlfriend sighs loudly and goes “can we have sex now” in whingy voice and then grabs your ass. She then sulks and starts whining when you aren’t instantly aroused and into it and starts saying you haven’t had sex for 3 days.
Annoying? Not very sexy?
GOOD YOU UNDERSTAND WHY PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE INSTA-HORNY BEHAVIOUR IS ANNOYING
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In economic news, unemployment figures rose slightly for the month of October. With declines in the Dow Jones and NASDAQ.
The reason for the sudden downturn?
You guessed it, Frank Stallone.
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Another election shocker: Voters in Idaho want the Winchester 1873 to be the state gun. A stunning loss for the .30-30
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The left has already taken over and already put an Indian on my television . Who the hell is Chief Meteorologist.
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you are sheltering straight cisgendered white men beneath your floorboards, are you not?
