Husband, entertainer, cat dad, game collector. Affiliate policy: https://xitter.cf/t.co/cJnLBswLZ8

Raleigh, NC ← Myrtle Beach, SC
Joined September 2008
Costco food court can run out of hot dogs?!
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I was driving today and saw a woman in the distance on the sidewalk, wearing a bright red dress and posing with her head tilted and her hand on her hip. It was bizarre because she wasn’t moving, and no one else was around. But then I got closer. It was a fire hydrant.
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The October Patreon video is here: 50+ minutes of info and updates about the rest of the year! More than ever, we appreciate your support. Patrons are the foundation of literally everything we do. Thank you! ❤️ patreon.com/stephengeorg/pos…
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We adopted 3 cats two weeks ago (check the vlog!) and they’re absolutely wonderful. Unfortunately they’ve also been very sick. We just completed the 5th vet visit in 14 days. So join me tomorrow (Sat) at 1pm on Twitch for a BONUS Shelf Control: “Oh God Vet Bills” edition. 🐈‍⬛🐈🐈‍⬛
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We’re live! Until 5:30pm ET you can stop by the stream and sub (or gift a sub) to earn a special Astronocats Paw badge. The top 5 gifters will also receive a special heart variant. Otherwise it’s a normal Shelf Control stream which are a ton of fun, so come hang out~
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Dreamt an “AI” model named G.A.R.Y. became #1 in the world, even had a commercial with Vin Diesel in Santorini. The model was just a low-poly version of Gary Coleman’s head. You asked him questions and he replied with Animal Crossing noises. Wish I knew what G.A.R.Y. stood for.
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I have one item in my cart. It is $34.99. Walmart: free shipping at $35 Me: *adds one thing* Walmart: okay great so you’ll get item A on Tuesday and item B on Wednesday Me: please don’t, just send them together on Wednesday Walmart: ok THEY ARRIVED ONE HOUR APART TODAY 🫩
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It was vitally important to Walmart that I spend an extra penny to achieve free shipping, but then they did things in the least efficient way, even after I requested the items to arrive together To the person who delivered a single candy bar: I’m so sorry
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I shouldn’t be surprised, since this happened once before. Ordered 2 video games, they arrived within 30 seconds of each other — the second driver had to wait on the first driver to move their car! Walmart please, we can wait, this is insane
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The latest Patreon video is out, and man, we've been very busy. 👀
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See behind the scenes & support our work! patreon.com/stephengeorg/pos…
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Age-restricted adult content. This content might not be appropriate for people under 18 years old. To view this media, you'll need to log in to X. Learn more: bitly.com/98K8eH
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Nintendo sent us an early copy of #Orbitals so we get to have TWO STREAMS today! At 1pm I'm continuing my first playthrough of Zelda: LttP. At 7pm Mal is joining me for the beginning of Orbitals, a co-op adventure inspired by 80's anime.
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If you missed yesterday's streams, they're both up now on StephenVOD! We'll be continuing our Orbitals playthrough Friday night at 8pm ET, hope to see you there!
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September is here, but uh… we have a ways to go before fall arrives.
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After a month in copyright hell, Shelf Control from July is available on the VOD channel! (Good time to let you know that August's Shelf Control is this Saturday at 1pm ET 👀)
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Child me: “this video game is impossibly difficult” Adult me: “oh child me sucked”
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