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Undefeated Employee of the Month winner since September 2018 (freelance B2B journalist and copywriter). Opinions usually in GIF form & rarely work related.

 London, England
Joined June 2011
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Mostly, I’m just annoyed at only scoring 18/26 when Sporcle asks me to recall England’s 2026 World Cup squad in 20 years’ time 😞. Poor effort from future me.
England
@EnglandMay 22
It’s official. Your #ThreeLions players heading to the @FIFAWorldCup! 🏆
Goalkeepers: Dean Henderson (Crystal Palace), Jordan Pickford (Everton), James Trafford (Manchester City) Defenders: Dan Burn (Newcastle United), Marc Guéhi (Manchester City), Reece James (Chelsea), Ezri Konsa (Aston Villa), Tino Livramento (Newcastle United), Nico O'Reilly (Manchester City), Jarell Quansah (Bayer Leverkusen), Djed Spence (Tottenham Hotspur), John Stones (Manchester City) Midfielders: Elliot Anderson (Nottingham Forest), Jude Bellingham (Real Madrid), Eberechi Eze (Arsenal), Jordan Henderson (Brentford), Kobbie Mainoo (Manchester United), Declan Rice (Arsenal), Morgan Rogers (Aston Villa) Forwards: Anthony Gordon (Newcastle United), Harry Kane (Bayern Munich), Noni Madueke (Arsenal), Marcus Rashford (Barcelona, loan from Manchester United), Bukayo Saka (Arsenal), Ivan Toney (Al-Ahli), Ollie Watkins (Aston Villa)

ALT Goalkeepers: Dean Henderson (Crystal Palace), Jordan Pickford (Everton), James Trafford (Manchester City) Defenders: Dan Burn (Newcastle United), Marc Guéhi (Manchester City), Reece James (Chelsea), Ezri Konsa (Aston Villa), Tino Livramento (Newcastle United), Nico O'Reilly (Manchester City), Jarell Quansah (Bayer Leverkusen), Djed Spence (Tottenham Hotspur), John Stones (Manchester City) Midfielders: Elliot Anderson (Nottingham Forest), Jude Bellingham (Real Madrid), Eberechi Eze (Arsenal), Jordan Henderson (Brentford), Kobbie Mainoo (Manchester United), Declan Rice (Arsenal), Morgan Rogers (Aston Villa) Forwards: Anthony Gordon (Newcastle United), Harry Kane (Bayern Munich), Noni Madueke (Arsenal), Marcus Rashford (Barcelona, loan from Manchester United), Bukayo Saka (Arsenal), Ivan Toney (Al-Ahli), Ollie Watkins (Aston Villa)

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So it will still come down to millimetre margins that will elicit errors in real time (understandably) and take time to analyse with lines that nobody trusts during the VAR process. How is nobody realising that offside is offside, however you spin it? Low blocks though, yay.
Moby
@Mobyhaque1Mar 2
Wenger’s new offside rule is approved, will be tested in 🇨🇦 Canadian Premier League April 2026. If successful will be imp globally next year Under new rule: 📑A player will ONLY be offside if entire body has fully passed last defender.
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I obviously hope that my old little market town’s church is okay (and, thankfully, nobody was hurt), but I am - as ever - amused by the local coverage. Strong Mick Shipman vibes from this opportunist restaurateur.
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I want to buy your house. I know you love it & it’s not on the market, but I value it at £400k? £500k!? For a house that you own & want to keep? That’s not fair! Fine. Just contact me when you’re ready to sell the house you don’t want to leave. £400k remember. Hello? #Isak
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If a buyer’s offer doesn’t reflect a seller’s value of any item, I don’t see why that’s ever contentious. Either the buyer meets the valuation, negotiates or finds an alternative. Truly baffled why the Isak situation has been made any more complex, nuanced or loaded than that.
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Jess Carter having the tournament she’d had, receiving the abuse she did, being trusted even still, and playing like that, sums it all up. A unity, gutsiness and self belief, driven by a completely unflappable manager, that we’ve simply not had with the men’s team. Legacy secured
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Sarina assessing her options for Italy tomorrow morning…
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Absolutely huge from Lucy Bronze. Pure guts and durability while everyone else lost their nerve (and limbs) around her. Carried that team from start to finish tonight.
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Didn’t realise how much I’ve missed just celebrating a goal until that Agyemang equaliser went in. Can always rely on the Lionesses to liven up a summer 👏 👏
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Absolutely the most dangerous thing I could have seen mere seconds after arriving in Newcastle for the week. 💵 #adidasOriginals 🖤 🤍
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Oliver Holt@OllieHolt2210 Jun 2025
Also seems absurd we have resuscitated this pathetic, defeatist, self-pitying narrative about the England shirt hanging heavy on the shoulders of the players. Southgate got rid of all that. We have sunk back into it in record time
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Bryan’s Gunn@bryansgunn5 May 2025
Where’s the cue ball going?
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Imagine monitoring and developing a young talent for six years, hiring them, then firing them two working days later because you ONLY THEN realise they’re not good enough. Now imagine it’s the 5th time it’s happened. It’s beyond even Man Utd levels of ineptitude. #RedBull
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Bryan’s Gunn@bryansgunn20 Mar 2025
Mordor. Tough place to go
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What do people do when they win football? I’m thoroughly unequipped. Like, am I just emotional forever now? Do I consume content that isn’t from today ever again? Will the roar as Dan Burn’s header went in ever not be the first thing I listen to each morning? I’m a mess. #NUFC
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All I want for my birthday this year is for England to beat Wales, France to caca their pantalons against Scotland, and for Newcastle to do something they’ve not done in 56 years. Not too much to ask from a weekend 🙏🏻
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What I would give to hear a recording of that BDB phone call 🥹
BBC Sport
@BBCSport14 Mar 2025
"He's such a tall guy - but obviously it's easy to overlook him!" 😂 #BBCFootball
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Big Dan Burn getting an England call up is already the best birthday gift I could have asked for 🥹
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Disagree. Imagine getting a three match ban for a tournament that only has a maximum of six games available to PL teams. A couple of bad draws and you might be suspended for three years! It makes far more sense to merge domestic football together when it comes to suspensions.
Black & White Vision@white_vision4 Mar 2025
Thoughts on what McCoist said
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You set a precedent all season that you’re not changing decisions unless it really is a clear and obvious mistake, and then you overturn that? How on earth is that ‘clearly’ NOT a pen once given?#EVEMUN
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