馃惐Sr. Stree 馃惐 retweeted
No sean pretenciosos por favor... hasta padre Adam Sandler di贸 mejores consejos de ligue en solo 3 pasos.
Attention Young Men:
I am surrounded by 20 year old girls in my life that are smart, capable, hard working and cute. Nobody is dating them. Not sure what the deal is, but I don鈥檛 get it.
Step 1: Stop playing video games
Step 2: Head to great clips and get that lettuce cleaned up
Step 3: Hit a shower (when dating hygiene is critical)
Step 4: Go clean your car
Step 5: Sign up for a yoga class
Step 6: Go to the yoga class
Step 7: Ask a cute for her phone number at yoga class (yes you can meet girls IRL and not just on the apps - 10/10 the Dirt Dog highly recommends)
Step 8: Follow up within 2 days with a phone call and ask them out for this coming weekend Friday or Saturday night.
Step 9: IMPORTANT - come up with a good game plane for date night. Get a dinner reservation, get an activity planned. Let them know in advance what you are doing so they can dress appropriately. I know you are gunna roll off the couch and head to date night, but they are not. They are going to stress about what to wear and call at least 6 different people on FaceTime to ask their opinion.
Step 10: I highly recommend you bring flowers to the door step. I鈥檓 not covering that you go to the doorstep, because if you don鈥檛 do that you have no hope here. Women want men to date them. You don鈥檛 need to break the bank on flowers. Head to Trader Joe鈥檚. Grab 2 different kinds of flowers. If you don鈥檛 know what matches find the closest looking lady to your mom at TJ鈥檚 and ask her. Wrap the 2 flowers into 1 bouquet with paper. Bonus Points you can cut open a TJ bag and use that as the paper.
Step 11: Be a gentleman on the date. She isn鈥檛 there to hear your life story. Ask her about her. For every 1 question you answer, ask her 3. Open Doors, pay for the meal, be polite.
Provided you follow most of this guideline you are highly likely to get yourself an opportunity for date number 2.
Keep going until you find someone that you can鈥檛 imagine not being around all the time. That鈥檚 when you have found a good one for you.
My life is complete with my wife as my companion. I wish you the same fortune in life. Happy Hunting.
馃惐Sr. Stree 馃惐 retweeted
perd铆 mi cartera cerca de mi uni, los guardias la recogieron pero me dieron la triste noticia que no ten铆a efectivo dentro
tuve q hacerme el afligido para q no supieran que estaba vac铆a antes de perderla JAJSAJAJSAJ
馃惐Sr. Stree 馃惐 retweeted
Lo 煤nico que yo quiero para steins es una pel铆cula protagonizada por estos dos casados y con hijos.
馃惐Sr. Stree 馃惐 retweeted
Si el mundial se llama como el pa铆s anfitri贸n
Entonces este mundial se llama
"C U M"




























