CD @ NerdFace. CMO @ ShortPoint. I'm in a state of constant evolution. Right now, I'm what you'd see if you cracked open the chrysalis.

Ann Arbor, Michigan
Joined January 2011
I spent 20 minutes examining my old tweets and I found, my best audience is myself #everyonethinkstheyarefunny
Now that I can be on twitter without seeing a constant influx of nonsense, I'm interested in being on twitter. Facebook, you're dead to me forever (outside of selling stuff on marketplace).
If you're looking for a website refresh, you're looking to get Nerdy. Checkout NerdFace! We're reasonable and Nerdy. Like, seriously nerdy. #websitedesign #annarbor nerdface.com/
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Mr. President, I am resigning as Science Envoy. Your response to Charlottesville enables racism, sexism, & harms our country and planet.
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Twitter: What up, 2008! Let me post a quick video on Vinnnnee... nvmd. Without this public forum, many may still think Trump is sane.
Check out this guy and hilarious prank, @chineseducks. So much for naming my daughter "Thor." xitter.cf/chineseducks/status/67…
Wanted to do this for years. Finally took the initiative to give the world the Christmas card it deserves...
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Interesting scent choices @nicolecurtis. I'm not so sure about this one?
What what! New flyers going out!
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Rewatching Mad Men. How is it that Don Draper's not dead from VD before season 3? That Bert Cooper dance makes so much more sense #Syphilis
Mmmmmmmm? Don't know yet.
HEARD: Don't start a professional website that ends with .net, if .com isn't available. You'll have to tell people "it's .net" FOREVER!
Sometimes I like to get on Facebook and comment on pictures that other people have commented on... Two years ago #creepin4comedy
In a brash move, the Tigers have decided to trade their pitching staff for a box of Mike and Ike's and tickets to watch the playoffs.
rawstory.com/2015/07/maine-m… If this story has taught us anything, it's that the strategy in both Armageddon and Deep Impact were plausible.
Well, Tigers... You're terrible. I will file you with the other Detroit teams that I love, but suck... You know, all of them.