My teachers said I talked too fast, now I’m a professional talker. Pods: @NewestOlympian | @ModernMuck | @HORSE_hoops | @MeddlingAdults | @PotterlessPod •he/him

New York, NY
Joined July 2009
WAS LOOKING FOR A FINAL TWEET FOR THIS HELLSITE I DON’T USE ANYMORE. THIS IS IT. WITNESSED HISTORY TONIGHT, AND YELLING ABOUT SPORTS WAS A REASON I KEPT THIS APP. HERE IS MY FINAL YELL. I’LL DO MORE ON IG AND BSKY, FIND ME THERE. FIND ALL MY STUFF AT WWW.SCHUB.ES! BYE.
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okay maybe one more.
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Nah I went to a place I could yell. Shoutout to babysitters.
Someone check in on @Schubes17 because if he’s somehow managed to keep quiet for the last ten minutes he’s probably busted an artery #knicksinfour
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KNICKS IN FOUR.
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Knicks had a really rough night according to Twitter AI. Lost to the Hawk AND the Timberwolves in Game 2.
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Alt text: A Twitter AI News Summary screenshot where headline 1 says: New York Knicks Lose Game 2 to Minnesota Timberwolves After Mikal Bridges Misses Potential Game-Winning Shot And headline 2 says: Hawks Erase 14-Point Deficit to Steal Game 2 from Knicks 107-106
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Also remember trans icon blackjack
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If you told me 5 years ago the mayor of NYC was on Sidetalk and it didn't suck, I would've laughed in your face.
SEND EM BACK TO NEW JERSEY‼️
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not enough people in the replies making fun of how she definitely wrote this on the cup herself
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Mike Schubert retweeted
Enjoying @NewestOlympian live with @PollyPorridge and @Schubes17.
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Had a tremendous time tonight watching The @NewestOlympian live show!! Just started reading the Percy Jackson books series and I'm really enjoying that!! Great to see @PollyPorridge up on stage, her and @Schubes17 were brilliant to watch!! Terrific way to start 2026!! 😁🙌❤️
It's taken 24 years but I'm finally seeing my first comedy show live. Seeing The @NewestOlympian tonight. Starting the new year by doing something new. #NewYearNewMe
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Trevor Noah: " It feels like New York has, like many cities in the world, fallen into the trap of fixing what needs to be fixed for the wealthy, and then sort of ignoring or pushing aside the problems that affect the poor." Zohran: "I mean, think about when you fly.  We have made it such a difficult experience to go through TSA that there's now a financial incentive to sign up for a separate program that can move you through it quicker. We have monetized the dysfunction."
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I will be referring to the Knicks as the “2025 NBA Cup Champion New York Knicks” for the next year.
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To go from leaving a fandom because of a transphobic author to covering one where the author embraces trans folks (and laughs at his own goof that they've ran with) is such a 180 for me and I love it.
“I love Trans Icon, Blackjack.” -Rick Riordan. ‘NUFF SAID. Here’s another excerpt from my interview I did with #RickRiordan in prep for #PercyJackson Season 2 which premieres TOMORROW. Check out the full video interview on YouTube or Spotify, or listen on The Newest Olympian pod!
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Mike Schubert retweeted
did anyone else get emotional seeing that @Schubes17 got to interview Uncle Rick? like all my favorite PJO podcasters and content creators are living their dreams and it’s makes me so happy! forever a @NewestOlympian fan!!
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Mike Schubert retweeted
Big @Schubes17 and Kelce podcast fan this year !!
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Mike Schubert retweeted
Replying to @NewestOlympian
@NewestOlympian @ultra_podcast @aceattorneypod @WibblyPod Thanks for keeping me entertained for yet another year, folks. And @Schubes17, thank you for a lovely message.
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I think i may be a fan @Schubes17
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