Doing more with stablecoins. Absolutely Mediocre Gamer. CMO @solsticefi. ex @solanalabs, @Blockworks

Stardew Valley
Joined February 2013
Best thing I ever did was get the college football coach handle and get yelled at by people online who don’t know I’m into crypto.
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This is the future I always asked for. I didn’t need tunnels - I needed flying cars.
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Having to wear lifting gloves to cover tattoos at the gym in Japan. Am I yakuza?
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Astra is out. BTC ripping. Fed buyin' yield. Bears watch out.
🤖 Made with AI
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What $1,000 of idle dollar stables leaves you after 12 months ↓ (bookmark for later) - @PayPal PYUSD: +$40 - @Gemini RLUSD: +$40 - @UpholdInc RLUSD: +$30 - @krakenfx: +$17.50 - @coinbase with One: -$14.99 On $1,000, Coinbase One's USDC rewards don't cover the membership.
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These are US rates on annual plans. I took the advertised rate on $1,000 and subtracted the membership if that's what unlocked the rewards. Uphold's 3% only counts if you complete the monthly challenges. Every number comes from that venue's own help page.
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Bull officially back. Fake KOLs with fake PnLs getting for real hacked to launch fake CAs. Up only.
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CT Yesterday: thanks for the bear market Strategy. You ruined us. CT Today: please buy more BTC Strategy. Save us.
Take the orange pill.
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They can't just let us keep getting away with this.
BREAKING: $75,000 Bitcoin
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My product being shilled by Saylor was not in my bingo card for 2026. strcUSX is part of the @Strategy
Digital Assets form a monetary spectrum: $BTC = Digital Capital $STRC = Digital Credit SR-strcUSX = Digital Money $USDT = Digital Currency From left to right, volatility and return potential fall while stability and transactional utility rise.
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Caught in the stretch. 🕷️
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In Saylor we trust.
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We flew around stretching influencers for a product literally called stretch. Just people getting stretched real good. Anyway, strcUSX is live now. lock USX. Pick senior or junior. Don't pull a hamstring.
strcUSX is live in YieldVault - the first Solana-native STRC product with senior protection. @Strategy's STRC pays a ~12% cash dividend. strcUSX brings that stream onchain & splits it in two: - Senior: paid first, toward a ~7% target. - Junior: first-loss, with a variable ~20% target. Bitcoin is the asset. Solana is the infrastructure.
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You don't need a clever campaign to onboard people when you tap into something they already care about.
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we ran stretching sessions with influencers in a bunch of cities to tease a product called Stretch. just people getting stretched real good. strcUSX is what's coming - this was the warmup.
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