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Joined June 2013
if anyone can be a Victoria's Secret model, so can we
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that's most Sundays for Spurs
it’s only sunday scary time if your team loses
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you're hired
Michael O'Leary, CEO of the low-cost airline Ryanair, came to the Irish pub. The guys did not lose their heads and added an additional fee to the receipt for a footrest, a quiet area and a priority landing.
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i hope whoever stole my amazon package was also planning on being a Ryanair plane
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this is why we don’t have seat pockets
Who keeps an emergency hotdog in their back pocket at the casino??
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they couldn't even play with 11
After a VAR review, Leny is shown a red card and United are down to 10 men.
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this could buy you one airport coffee
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es demasiado temprano para ver los PIES de un extraño
Dos veces el mismo año?? Qué va a ser lo próximo..que me toque el rasca y gana de Ryanair?
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passengers distracting us from their oversized bags
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€19.99 final offer
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What would you do with this space?
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your wife at your funeral vs the guy you met once in a club in Ibiza
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he's used to following the wall
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and we’re a luxury airline
Went on a date last night & dude told me this was his birth mark 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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maybe now they can start delivering some trophies
🤝 @UberEats_es, nuevo patrocinador oficial del Real Madrid.
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habéis visto el show de drones que han hecho para Messi?
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Ryanair retweeted
50 week-ends, 50 voyages
une relation c’est 50/50
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Ryanair retweeted
mon pote a eu le siège du milieu et pas moi
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so, where are we shopping now?
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