CEO of Salty Club 🟡🧂

Joined March 2012
They said gluten free couldn't taste this good. Clearly they never had a RITZ Gluten Free Cracker! Available this month at select retailers, expanding nationwide in February 2027.
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you’re not ready for what’s coming…
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i'm salty, get over it
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I instantly go into hunter gatherer mode in front of a charcuterie board
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I instantly go into hunter gatherer mode in front of a charcuterie board
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3,452
I thought I was salty until I saw those soccer players...
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so is adulthood just deciding what you're going to eat next
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i’m so bored! let’s make charcuterie board rn
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I'll bring the board and the ritz
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I don't care if you call it soccer or football just pass me the snacks
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some of y’all never ate cheese with a little red stick as a child and it shows
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1,100
I dont care if u like blue cheese just don't do it in front of me
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3 albums? someone was salty
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one thing about me is that i will be salty
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i’d rather eat a mozzarella stick that's rolled down 20 flight of stairs than some blue cheese
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hey girl are you cheese because i like cheese
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2,553
the biggest lie is that blue cheese is good
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2,164
charcuterie is wanting a sandwich but just not having any bread
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