Legends never die. Senior editor at PC Gamer, ex of Kotaku UK, Edge, and many more. Writer, dad, greatest Ninja Gaiden 2 player on the planet.

Joined February 2009
Replying to @RichStanton
I felt Bowie's spirit guiding me with this one. Scored some belters in my time but this was ethereal.
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Nutmeg is a brilliant concept that at its best is almost football Balatro, but boy is this a game of two halves pcgamer.com/games/sports/nut…
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Me: *struggling to fit my arcade stick backpack in the airplane’s overhead bin* Random guy behind me: “Maybe if you played on pad this wouldn’t be a problem.” Me:
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Not one of Take That's best.
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Fell into a rabbit-hole of reading about the bin Laden assassination and the most memorable bit was OBL owning a 9/11 conspiracy book. The Guardian did a follow-up asking 9/11 truthers about this, and the response was: OBL died in 2001/2 anyway, the raid was a lie.
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I’m sure I read a sci-fi short story along these lines once.
Glitch reveals popular young streamer is a middle-aged woman kotaku.co.uk/2019/07/31/glit…
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Found the hunter’s workshop IRL. Bloodborne gives Gehrman quite a few ‘agricultural’ touches, always felt the implication was he was a farmer / labourer before it all kicked off.
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My six year-old has just demonstrated the floss dance. I said do you know what that dance is called. “It’s the floss daddy, would you like me to teach you?” That’s it, I’m out.
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Love the Welsh accent, irresistible. I’m on some train and a lady’s berating her hubby “just gerron goog-al an find et boy.”
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It sucks being a valet in GTA Online kotaku.co.uk/2019/07/29/it-s…
Just bought a baguette and bottle of water from Upper Crust: £7.50. Thieving robbing larcenous good-for-nothing half-inching pilfering bar stewards.
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How can I enjoy the taste of such a lunch, knowing how completely I have been screwed. I even said “cheers mate” to the man when I bought it. Well not his fault is it. Rank villainy in sandwich shop form.
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Galaxy brain: Seaman.
Jet Set Radio or Crazy Taxi? 🤔
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Allegedly Michelangelo snuck in a self-portrait with his:
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A rather metal pic of Saint Bartholomew holding his own flayed skin and the flensing knife used to do it. I suppose at least his tormentors listened when he cried out ‘not the face!’
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LRT: I have literally never considered that ‘my’ side of the bed is only an illusion. Tonight my partner shall learn! Me: “let’s switch sides tonight!” Her: “no.” Me: “ok.”
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