Comedian, writer and improviser. She/her ∞

Folkestone, England
Joined March 2008
An experiment: the text version of my Marriage Masterclass show in a multitude of tweets. This is part one.
Marriage Masterclass Part 1: Follow The Science! Welcome to the Twitter version of my Marriage Masterclass. Over the course of the next few days and a fair amount of tweets I will unlock the secret ingredients to marital bliss, thus giving you the gift of a joyous union.
Went to the zoo yesterday. Have decided my stripper name will be Dusky Langur.
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I uttered many Spoonerisms yesterday, but my absolute favourite was Ming Wirror. It's on joyful repeat in my head (and out loud when my son can't hear me, because he threatened death after the hundredth utterance :D).
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It’s tonight! I’ll be spreading my comedy seed tonight at @FavershamFringe , 7:15pm at the Alexander Centre (The Mayor’s Parlour)! Photo by @simonptopping Tickets via my profile! @RibsNorman – at Hove, England
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The fringe machine (me) rumbles on...
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Been reading Mike Pence's memoirs SO HELP ME GOD 🙄 (the eye rolling is mine) and currently reading Theresa May's ABUSE OF POWER for this show. I'm suffering for my art, so please buy a ticket to my new show at @FavershamFringe on 19 Oct. Info & tickets: ticketsource.co.uk/faversham…
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Charmian is proper funny - you should definitely go to this.
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And it took me 30 years to realise this is why I drank so much.
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I gave my husband access to my Kindle. This is his review.
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Help me! It's fun and you get a vole badge!
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Today I have been mainly cutting and pasting.
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