This tube is a bloody oven. And I'm wearing a coat of course, which doesn't help. But I refuse to take personal responsibility for this.
Up on the Air Line. Coz I've had 25 quid on my pay as you go and it's a zone 1-6. It ain't getting spent otherwise!
Well, that was a fairly naff year. Lots of bland ballads. Reckon #Swe will get it. #Eurovision2015
This guy sounds like he's about to break into the theme tune for Mysterious Cites of Gold. #mne #eurovision2015
Done my bit for Ms Pankhurst. Or whoever died so middle class middle aged white men can have a say in the system. :)
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Hands down the most terrifying page of text I've read so far this year - @FutureCrimes #postnormaltimes
@cripesonfriday I don't understand why you aren't going to Disney Land right fucking now. You have transport. I'm with aimee on this one.
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A life is like a garden. Perfect moments can be had, but not preserved, except in memory. LLAP
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Funny how MPs like Rifkind require big salary to attract them to do public service yet nurses expected to do a public service for love of it










