Who’s this fox commentator sucking off shohei

SMFDB!!!

The @Taylor_McGregor 7th inning stretch is going to feed families

Did these guys swing the bat at all this offseason?

Cubs offense: is this it? Is this because Seiyas out or do we just have no offense this year? Praying Cade Horton is ok because this team needs all their guys

“So you were really the last cub since Sammy Sosa to go 30-30?”

If you aren’t old enough to drive a car (and you look/act like it) stay out of the gym

SEC fans crack me up - “It just means more” - “Big ten schools can’t compete in the gauntlet of the sec” - “Let’s compare championships” - “The sec is so good none of the players play in the bowl games” - “Bowl games don’t matter”

Sir there’s a 3rd Mendoza

If you superset in even a moderately crowded gym, we are not friends

No kings Unless his name is Curt Cignetti

Ohtani vs the brewers

First day of offseason for cubs fans everywhere. Looking forward to improving my mental health these next few months

It’s always been IU vs. the refs

Boss asked me to be the “glue-guy” in my sales territory. Yeah, ok. I watched @anthonyl3al play basketball for 4 years, I think I’ll be alright

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