I’ve been playing #FPL for three years now. I don’t know much about football (soccer). But I do know a bit about statistics and economics, so I’ve built a model and applied some theory to both FPL and Draft. Thread here if you’re interested in FPL and statistics (mute otherwise)

FYI I meant World Cup 2026

Repeat

FFS that sucks I need to pay for my own flight to Rwanda now

BREAKING NEWS: It’s coming home!

HOLY SHIT I just heard the craziest thing but have confirmed it’s true: it’s coming home

⚽️ 💦 🏠

.@sainsburys I think I may have accidentally stolen a box of freezies. I was using the self scan gun and got one. I got home and realised was two boxes stuck together. Can I pay you back like £2 next time I’m in? Was an honest mistake🤷‍♂️

Bet: it’s announced the first migrant lands in Rwanda on July 2nd

Finland. NO RULES

Did not have “get my picture in LadBible” on my bucket list, but here we are 🤷‍♂️

Just please, America, you’ve many things to sort out. But nothing more urgently than bathroom cubicle door gaps. First that, then everything else.

Like a fucking idiot I said “merry new year” to the pizza guy

Why is the Canucks game blacked out in Calgary? First Xmas in Canada since 2019 and I got to speak to my family? What is this bullshit? Thanks for nothing Trudeau 😵‍💫🙃

Eurovision in chart form:

God save the King!

Was celebrating my 31st birthday 🤡