⭐  My Comedy Special I Used To Be Nicer is AVAILABLE NOW on Amazon Prime! Thank you to @thelewisblack and the whole team at Stark Raving Black Productions! 📺  WATCH TODAY -> @primevideo 🎧 LISTEN -> @applemusic @Spotify @peloton 👉 Watch it NOW at amazon.com/dp/B0H8NVMB3B?lv=…

💚 My son and I had an amazing time at the @Spotify Premium Family release party! 🎶 For your listening pleasure - you can get my comedy album I Used to be Nicer now @spotify -- but not with your kids! 👶🏻 ⭐  Get all of links at OphiraEisenberg.com

Thanks to everyone who has watched and enjoyed I Used to be Nicer. And thank you to the Recording Academy for your @Grammys consideration. Produced by @thelewisblack and Stark Raving Black Productions

🎗️ Breast cancer awareness month fills me with a complicated set of emotions. When I was going through breast cancer, that pink ribbon felt a little too cheery to me, and I felt silenced by it as I did not feel "pink" in any way. I felt raw, angry, sad, overwhelmed, desperate.

How cool is this?! Thank you so much to @TheLewisBlack & Stark Raving Black Prod for producing my special and album and bringing out the best in me. Check out "I Used to be Nicer" wherever you like to listen to your comedy albums. For Your Consideration!

Of course my son's 1st joke is a d*ck joke! From my new Comedy Special, I Used To Be Nicer. 🎬  WATCH @primevideo @googleplay 🎶  LISTEN @applemusic @Spotify @peloton ⭐  Get all of links at OphiraEisenberg.com

🍂 Us immigrants - who walk among you undetected - have opinions! @LuciePohlComedy and I agree, leave the leaves where they are, People! (and by that we mean MEN) ❗I Used To Be Nicer is out: 👀  WATCH IT! @primevideo @googleplay 🎶  LISTEN TO IT! @applemusic @Spotify @peloton

😆 Hey!! My comedy special I Used To Be Nicer is now available on @primevideo & @googleplay 🎬  WATCH IT! -> @primevideo @googleplay 🎶  LISTEN TO IT!-> @applemusic @Spotify @peloton ⭐ Info and links at OphiraEisenberg.com

I don't need therapy, you need therapy! Where does it end?? From my new Special, I Used To Be Nicer! 🎶  LISTEN TO IT!-> @applemusic @Spotify @peloton ⭐  Get all of the links at OphiraEisenberg.com

🎤  Were you hoping that one day I would break out of my chains. Well don’t worry, because TONIGHT you can catch me on @comicsunleashed! That was a blast and I'm still thinking about my awesome makeup And watch my new comedy special I Used to Be Nicer now on @primevideo

Opening for @thelewisblack was definitely a top 10 comedy experience of my life. Cleveland and Cincinnati will never be the same to me! 📺  WATCH TODAY -> @primevideo 🎧 LISTEN -> @applemusic @Spotify @peloton 👉  Get all the links at OphiraEisenberg.com

Shout out to all my Millennials and Gen Zers for affecting the American work week for the better of all! 💐 Check out my NEW Comedy Special "I Used to Be Nicer" with jokes for all the workdays 📺  WATCH -> @amazon @googleplay 👉  Get all the links OphiraEisenberg.com

Turns out @thelewisblack was ALWAYS nice! Thank you to Lewis Black and the team at Stark Raving Black Productions for producing my new comedy special, I Used To Be Nicer, out now on @PrimeVideo! 👉 Watch it NOW at amazon.com/dp/B0H8NVMB3B?lv=…

💐 Don't believe the Charlatans, people! Anyone who wants to sell you minimalism is just trying to take it all. When it comes to vacations it's All Inclusive or nothing! Join me. ❗ Listen to Bangs! at OphiraEisenberg.com

🚖  If you know what it is to take the NY Subway then you know that being able to sit down is the spa treatment of the R Train. 📺  WATCH NOW -> @veeps 🎧 LISTEN NOW -> @applemusic @Spotify @peloton @deezer COMING SOON -> @amazon @googleplay ophiraeisenberg.com/

❗ I used to be nicer, AND I've got some upcoming show dates! 09.09.26 New York, NY 09.10.26 Croton-On-Hudson, NY 09.11.26 Northfield, OH 09.12.26 Cincinnati, OH 09.17.26 Toronto, ON, Canada 09.25.26 Chesterfield, MO 09.26.26 Minneapolis, MN

⁉️ Only someone this nice could do this. I still love you Mark Cohen! He did in fact, Used To Be Nicer! ✨ Check out my new special, I Used To Be Nicer at OphiraEisenberg.com! 🎵 Listen on Apple Music, Spotify, and even your peloton!

😂  NYC transportation—whether it’s taxis, subways, or simply your own two feet—there’s always something that’ll drive you crazy. 🚕🚇🚶‍♀️ Thanks to my good friend @bscottmcfadden for bringing it, as always! 😂 ❗ Get my new special, I Used To Be Nicer at OphiraEisenberg.com

💗  Listen to my NEW standup special now! I Used To Be Nicer is now on Spotify, Apple Music, Pandora AND It's even on your Peloton! You'll burn so many calories! ✨ Get all the links and info at OphiraEisenberg.com

What is our goal weight as women? Are we hoping to get thin enough to disappear? I joke, but I worry. Let's bring back strong and all sizes are beautiful! 💜 Stay up to date at OphiraEisenberg.com