@OgletheBogle

shark enjoyer, RCQ winner, boywife to @ChefGreginald ❤️

Joined April 2013
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if your friends aren't talking about: • bogles • hexproof • ogling • goggling • bogles • enchantments • bogbonders • slippery it's time to find bogles
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imagine my surprise when I get an email from Monster about a new flavor and the silhouette shows "Ultra," rip
🥫@OgletheBogle12 Apr 2025
how it feels going to the convenience store and looking for the goat when almost every new energy drink flavor is zero sugar only
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3-2 missing top 4 but still had fun playing 2015 Modern with my Benton Madsen signed bogles and now time for boidinner
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thinking about judge discourse and my only thought... bogle... too slippery... no touchy... that's the rules
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how it feels going to the convenience store and looking for the goat when almost every new energy drink flavor is zero sugar only
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>B4B (bogle 4 bogle) date >they're a shapeshifter and not even slippery >leave immediately was I justified?
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buy my sideboard guide for $15 there's no sideboard, don't even worry about the deck just look at the shiny bogle while I bonk you with this leek until you feel like you've learned something
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love to pull up new elo stuff and still see the one result of 0-4 putting me at 1447 lmao
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L take
Adamwasmo, #1 kavaero fan@adamwasmo24 Aug 2024
I loved @NRGSeries events, but advertising, promoting, and allowing someone to show up in kink attire (multiple times at the series now) really makes me not want to attend and creates a very uncomfortable atmosphere.
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me failing to find a bulk uncommon in like 1000 bulk commons/uncommons in that set
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me when I ask my bf to take out the trash rn
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"E doesn't really work" meanwhile I look 10-15 years younger than my actual age and get she/her'd when I want to get they/them'd or he/him'd
Saffron Olive
@SaffronOlive10 Jul 2024
I think dropping "enters the battlefield" for "enters" is a fine change, although I imagine ETB is going to stick around as the abbreviation, since "E" doesn't really work.
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"I pile shuffle to break up clumps of lands 🤓" Math showing a 46% chance of hitting 6 cards of the same color in a row in a sufficiently randomized 52-card deck: 🤯
PleasantKenobi@PleasantKenobi9 Jul 2024
Scheduled reminder: "pile shuffling" isn't shuffling. If it evenly distributes anything in your deck, it's cheating. If you have to do a different shuffle afterwards to randomise, then it was ineffectual and is time wasting. Do I need to another video?
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(yes I'm aware the example is a 52-card deck with a type with a 50% distribution but the probability is not too far off for 5 or 6 lands in a row in a typical 60 card deck)
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Scheduled reminder: "pile shuffling" isn't shuffling. If it evenly distributes anything in your deck, it's cheating. If you have to do a different shuffle afterwards to randomise, then it was ineffectual and is time wasting. Do I need to another video?
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won a 3am pio RCQ with bogle! this card shouldn't be legal R1: cloudpost W (opp fell asleep after g1) R2/R3: opp asleep R4/R5: draw QF: opp dropped (had to work) SF: living end LL (opp accidentally reported WW and judge said no take backs) F: nemesis scoop (sinister intentions)
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thinking about last modern season where I drove hours to play RCQ's multiple times, winning 4-6 tense games, usually against grinders who also drove out hours, only to die somewhere before getting an invite every time... and then seeing posts like this... sucks
ricky linn@alsosteve7 Jul 2024
Replying to @Crew3Podcast
@Crew3Podcast @fireshoes I DID IT!!! I WIN AMALIA WINS #BanAmalia deck was great and got some good ole team scoops in but won the finals on my own. R1 RB transmog WW R2 team scoop R3 team scoop R4 Vamps WW R5 draw QF homie scoop SF team scoop F waste not WW Thanks Team!!
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wotc: we don't like to make changes mid qualifier season, there's -only- a month left, we don't want to disrupt that 🥺 also wotc: bnr two weeks before an RC? yeah fuckin send it lol
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call me a Wall of Lost Thoughts the way I take it but never fight back and also just forget everything all the time
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