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Charma Chameleon
@OffmyCase
Never depend on someone else to make you happy. You can do it yourself
Joined November 2010
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Charma Chameleon
@OffmyCase
20 Mar 2015
For lent, I give up not drinking -AJ
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Charma Chameleon
@OffmyCase
24 Feb 2015
"I don't know if I'm high or stoned.." -Rerra 馃槀馃槀馃槀
Charma Chameleon
@OffmyCase
4 Jan 2015
Parker: "I feel so bad. Is there anything I can do for you?"
@porcshe29
: *whispers* muffins! "Ask for muffins!" 馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀
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Charma Chameleon
@OffmyCase
30 Dec 2014
Oh shit I need to water my bamboo
Charma Chameleon
@OffmyCase
24 Dec 2014
@porcshe29
: "I am a dainty little flower! FUCK! OFF!" 馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀
Charma Chameleon
@OffmyCase
14 Dec 2014
My dad as I'm leaving the house: "now don't be doing heroin and driving!"
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Charma Chameleon
@OffmyCase
10 Dec 2014
@tara_johnson9
happening.
Charma Chameleon
@OffmyCase
7 Dec 2014
My man crush everyday 馃槏
instagram.com/p/wS-583nvNp/
Charma Chameleon
@OffmyCase
4 Dec 2014
Everyday people do everyday things but I can't be one of them
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Charma Chameleon
@OffmyCase
4 Dec 2014
"What's a Knife Party? That sounds dangerous" 馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀
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Charma Chameleon
@OffmyCase
29 Nov 2014
Did a thing.
instagram.com/p/v99kKAnvMu/
Charma Chameleon
@OffmyCase
23 Nov 2014
"The only things he ever does... Are be dumb... And be where ever he is." -Brad 馃槀
Charma Chameleon
@OffmyCase
18 Nov 2014
Perks of downtown Phoenix: you get free monster delivered right to your door
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Charma Chameleon
@OffmyCase
31 Oct 2014
Getting pulled over is the grown up version of getting called down to the office
Charma Chameleon
@OffmyCase
31 Oct 2014
pumpkin pie pop-tarts and skittles. Breakfast of champions.
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Charma Chameleon
@OffmyCase
30 Oct 2014
Shake the booty for unicef
Charma Chameleon
@OffmyCase
30 Oct 2014
鈥硷笍Will twerk for bagels鈥硷笍
Charma Chameleon
@OffmyCase
24 Oct 2014
Would it be okay if I took your break away?
Charma Chameleon
@OffmyCase
22 Oct 2014
Relationship goals: this hippie couple on the lightrail that rubbing each other
Charma Chameleon
@OffmyCase
22 Oct 2014
When you run into your TA at a club 馃槼
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