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Romneycare - Dr. Gregory House to be hired as US Secretary of Health if MR wins. #Obama2012 #democrat

GOP hard liners object to US environmental policy - in particular, object to the "enviro" part

GOP opinion poll suggests it's likely to be consumed by its own self loathing in fall

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Romney promises democrats switching allegiance to Republican party get free trip on Airforce One. #Obama2012 #democrat #progress

Romney advises all voters in Florida to start queuing at polling booths now, just in case of registration issues on polling day #Obama2012

@NottherealPOTUS: Romney would increase airport security with mandatory chest x-rays for all international travellers #Obama2012 #democrat

Romney would relocate Detroit car industry to Guam #Obama2012 #democrat #progress

And on a separate note, well done to Saudi Arabia for taking a woman to the Olympics for the first time. Next time make it plural #progress

Romney would make students repay their loans by doing night shifts at Waffle Houses nationwide #Obama2012 #democrat

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Romney would focus foreign policy on American English speaking countries #Obama2012 #democrat #

Romney to reprint dollar bills with republican presidents $1 Nixon $5 Bush Sr. $10 GW Bush $20 Reagan $50 Eisenhower #democrat #Obama2012

Romney says he's a man of the people, but has he ever eaten at IHOP? #democrat #Obama2012

Romney would merge Dakotas and Carolinas to save money and make primaries less of a drag #democrat #Obama2012

Romney would increase CO2 production to keep up with developing economies. #democrat #Obama2012

Romney would draft under achieving high schoolers into Walmart checkout positions #democrat #Obama2012

Romney would build 100 ft high statue in own image in Times Square #Obama2012

Romney would list Texas on NYSE #Obama2012

Romney would introduce a sunbathing tax in California #Obama2012