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Fren: “Time for leg day!” 🙈

Work smart not hard, right?

When they remember your coffee order new love language unlocked

Me opening this week’s priority list like it’s a horror trailer 😂

Me this morning: this coffee better delete the bottle of wine I romantically defeated last night 🙈

Wen I panic sold and the market bounced back

CEO: “We can’t promote you right now.” Also CEO: building a whole agentic team around you 😂

Wen my fav stock is on sale

If you eat fast food slowly, is it still fast food?

FIFA Season be like: We said “one drink.”

Calendar invite: 1:1, no agenda Oh. Surprise anxiety unlocked 🙉

the best way to get a unique reaction is to pay the takeaway bill is with this card 🙈

Presented with Tom Cruise confidence Forgot to unmute mic, shared the wrong screen 🙈

Current status: body online, spirit out of office 🙉

Told my boss I was taking PTO. Told my friends I was finding myself. Told myself I was the main character. All lies. All true.

“We’re in the wrong class.” Perfect. The right legends start in the wrong rooms 😤

GM 🙈

Therapist: Rest is productive too. Me: Then I just did 12 hours of productivity in my bed, king.

You stay chill because you know peace is a competitive advantage 🫶

GM Are we cookin'? 🙈