Former Meth Addict. Minecraft nerd. Occasional Artist. I bake bread and distrust the government. Loved by @PsychonautRuss
Florida, USA
Joined October 2023
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Me and @ProblemGirl_13 if we were fat guy homies.
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I don't make multiple playlists. I make ONE. I shove all of the music I like in ONE BIG PLAYLIST. and if I don't want the song that plays, i SKIP IT
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I guess some people figured this out but it seems clear now we have our millennial slightly meaner weird al
First a new cat species, now a new penguin?? We’re so back, baby.
BREAKING: A new penguin species has been identified for the first time in over 100 years! 🐧
Genetic research revealed that gentoo penguins are actually 4 distinct species, including a newly described species found on the remote Kerguelen Islands. bit.ly/4ACbG1h
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i’m no relationship expert but have you tried taking her to get an iced coffee, tj maxx for fall decorations, spirit Halloween, the bookstore, and then going to a Mexican restaurant
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Did you know there is a published U.S. patent application titled “Cure for Cancer” involving salicylic acid?
Large containers are at Tractor Supply. Patent application US20040248858A1 claimed that salicylic acid could be applied directly to cancerous tissue to reduce or remove cancer—including leukemia. The application was published in 2004 but later abandoned, so it was never an approved patent or proven cancer treatment.
A patent application is not clinical proof—but the document is real. Read it for yourself and ask why salicylic acid and related compounds continue to be studied in cancer research.
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Because Jesus didn't sexually abuse an 8 year old.
Because Jesus wasn't a warlord.
Because Jesus didn't kill anyone.
Because Jesus didn't have slaves.
Because Jesus doesn't hate those who aren't Christian.
Because Jesus didn't murder sinners.
Should I go on?
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University debate, "Were humans built to eat meat?", same two chairs, same clock.
Vegan: "Anatomically we're closer to the gorilla than the lion. Flat molars, long gut. A gentle plant-eater with delusions."
Paleoanthropologist: "Then explain the acid."
Vegan: "Which acid?"
Paleoanthropologist: "Your stomach runs at a pH of about 1.5. A lion's sits nearer 3.6. Yours is stronger than the animal you've just been contrasted with, by a factor of about a hundred."
Vegan: "Stomach acid digests food."
Paleoanthropologist: "A cow's rumen sits at about 6.5. That's a compost heap with a pulse. Yours strips the zinc off a coin. Why would a gentle plant-eater carry that?"
Vegan: "Protection."
Paleoanthropologist: "From what? Lettuce doesn't fight back."
Vegan: "Bacteria."
Paleoanthropologist: "Which bacteria live in a leaf at a level that needs a pH of 1.5? Name the salad."
Vegan: "..."
Paleoanthropologist: "The animals that run acid as low as ours are the scavengers. Vultures. Things that arrive at a carcass on the second day and need to kill what's already living in it. We're not built like the lion. We're built like the bird that waits for the lion to finish."
Vegan: "Flattering."
Paleoanthropologist: "It's a picture of a species with a rock, a sharp flake and no claws. You don't get the fresh kill. You get the femur nobody could open, forty hours late, and you'd better have the acid for it."
Vegan: "Acid that strong is dangerous. Look how many people are on tablets for it."
Paleoanthropologist: "The only animal on earth that pays to switch its stomach off. You've spent sixty years pouring cereal onto a carcass digester and now you're medicating the digester for doing its job."
Vegan: "So your argument is that we're vultures."
Paleoanthropologist: "My argument is a number. Yours is a feeling about gorillas. The gorilla eats for most of the day and its gut is a fermentation tank. Yours is done in a few hours and runs on acid. One of you is designed for leaves."
Moderator: "Thirty seconds."
Paleoanthropologist: "She can keep them. I'm still waiting on the salad."
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the moon could never be disappointed in you. the moon carried you in her cradle before you were born, and will continue to hold you long after you pass.
Normally I’m the one that tells @PsychonautRuss “come look at the moon” Tonight, he comes inside and tells me “babe, you gotta come see the moon”. It was so low and beautiful.
Ladies, get yourself a man that grabs you to look at the moon before you get a chance to grab him first
