@Milo_Edwards

comedian, podcaster + dumb online guy | hosts: @trashfuturepod, @mastersofpod, @gluepodcast | UK, Canada + New Special ON SALE ⬇️⬇️

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Joined May 2009
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my new show 'catamaran' is going on tour all over the uk starting in august! it's saucy, it's the 80s, it's coming to you. tix in thread.
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'stand up if you work' in a room full of people so old they don't work and can't stand was a bold gambit
Politics UK
@PolitlcsUKOct 20
🚨 WATCH: Robert Jenrick asks Reform UK's audience to stand up if they work
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feeling very normal watching stuff like this. a room full of people who are no longer economically active and will be dead in the next 20 years voting to torch the country that's made them wealthy.
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not all old people are right-wing and not all young people are left-wing but you definitely notice that the whims of pensioners are catered to to an outsized degree
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they should do one that's just the big mug
Rachael✨@_rach_ael17h
Yer Ma bought yer Da's urn from Sports Direct
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lime’s pr guy rn:
BBC London
@BBCLondonNewsOct 19
Bikes 'not for jousting,' says Lime after duel video ➡️ bbc.in/4ibIlTe
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if there is a god d’you reckon he’s ever just up there like “yo check this out”
New York Post
@nypostOct 18
Priest gave sermon on spontaneity of death just before falling crucifix killed him during livestreamed mass trib.al/z1QhWvA
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the president of cameroon is making a state visit to cameroon where he’ll he received by the president of cameroon
Africa Today Media Group
@africatodayMGOct 19
President of Cameroon, the 93-year-old Paul Biya, is expected to visit Cameroon next week! He will have a two-week working trip before returning to Geneva, Switzerland, where he lives.
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love to be in a public toilet where the light goes off after a minute, like - brother, do as you will, this is gonna take as long as it takes
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TONIGHT! 🕗👇 @Milo_Edwards: Catamaran (part of @BhamComFest) Doors: 7:45pm Last entry: 8pm Approx finish: 10pm Featuring support from Aidan Jones! 🎟️ Tickets can be purchased on the door or in advance from bit.ly/MiloEdwardsBham
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jerry is dating a girl who is essentially perfect but he’s bothered by a gap in her teeth. george quit his job in a rage but is trying to sneak back in to use the remainder of his free canteen vouchers. kramer subplot:
Nick Pinkston 🏭 🏗️ 🏙️ ⏭️
@NickPinkstonOct 5
Came across this plate / bumper sticker combo in NYC recently lol
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naturally occurring gregg’s steak bake
ACERVO
@AcervoChartsOct 3
Algumas estrelas-do-mar podem nascer com defeitos congênitos que as deixam quadradas.
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i am currently in a stag-do group chat with 13 men. so far the best man has created the chat, posted a poll about dates and everyone has voted. not a single word has been exchanged. i've never felt more male in my life.
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the camera watching this:
R A W S A L E R T S
@rawsalertsSep 29
🚨 #BREAKING: American man "kidnaps" Flock camera, subjecting it against its will to 23,040 license plates per second.
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young guy in the gym changing room was just talking about his divorce and an old bald guy turns around and goes: “listen mate i could tell you all about that, i’ve been there, got the t-shirt and the dvd” - and i fear the way i speak has once again been changed forever
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something about getting an emoji react to an email feels deeply wrong, like fist-bumping your nan
Nick@gaynick_Sep 29
Just accidentally ❤️ reacted to an outlook email I was CC’d on… I didn’t even know that was possible. I’m going to be sick
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you’re emoji reacting on email, i’m replying “hope this finds you well!” in the boys group chat
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imagine being chased by the police and you get taken down by the tactical chihuahua. humiliating.
Polymarket
@PolymarketSep 30
JUST IN: Mexico’s National Guard introduces its newest recruit, a 15-pound Chihuahua equipped with tactical gear & trained for search-and-rescue missions.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Comando the Chihuahua was adopted from elderly owners and primarily serves in community outreach and social proximity programs rather than operational search-and-rescue missions like the National Guard's other dogs. reuters.com/world/americas… bunko.pet/lifestyle/coma… vt.tiktok.com/ZSbSMtyWG/ gob.mx/guardianaciona…
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reeling from this. seeing the words “julius geezer”, “geezer salad” and “geezerian section” appear in my minds eye
Hanch Tarchup Jr.@misharipovSep 22
Fascinating that german "kaiser", russian "tsar" and british "geezer" all stem from the same word
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an undersold element of this story is that the meeting being described took place on the 25th anniversary of 9/11
The Boston Globe
@BostonGlobeSep 22
A lesbian bar in Greenfield eased its stringent mask mandate, a decision that has splintered the queer community in the city and beyond. trib.al/FyZjBWs

A Western Mass. lesbian bar required KN-95 masks. When it changed the rules, all hell broke loose....

Last Ditch Bar in Greenfield wanted to build community. They got a firestorm instead.

bostonglobe.com
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you know where an n95 mask actually would have been really helpful-
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