Product Manager @airbnb. Views, tweets, opinions are my own.

San Francisco, CA
Joined September 2009
I actually did
Blood Sugar Sex Magik, Gish, and Ten had all just come out when this tour kicked off 35 years ago today 😱 Anyone see this run of shows back in 1991? (📸 via @PearlJam, Getty)
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This mano-sphere'd cleaver is even more ridiculous when you see the kind of knives that a real butcher uses.
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People just outing themselves as giant losers on here
Clubbing has to be the most overrated adult activity. You sacrifice your sleep and peace, spend ridiculous amounts on overpriced drinks, then waste the entire next day exhausted and hungover. What exactly is the appeal?
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Rick Beato ass bullshit
Is Matteo Mancuso the best modern guitarist right now? No pick. Just pure fingerstyle — speed, precision, phrasing, and real musicality all at once. This performance of “The Price Of Love” is a masterclass in control and feel. A lot of people are calling him generational… and after watching this, it’s easy to see why. What’s your verdict? 👇
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Actual proof that the NIMBY movement is driven by grey haired boomers who bought their SF townhouses for $10K in 1970
Hundreds of #SanFrancisco Marina residents turned out this evening for townhall on controversial @Safeway housing plan, which would place what for many is an uncomfortably tall, 22 & 18 story project at the low-slung neighborhood’s waterfront. @sfchronicle
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Michael Endelman retweeted
San Francisco be San Franciscoing on this 1st day of July
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My house
After months of not being able to find cottage cheese, particularly @goodculturefood, on the grocery shelves I decided to track down the most pressing question of our time: Where has all the cottage cheese gone?
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Michael Endelman retweeted
Larry David having to sit next to David Zaslav while the Knicks are down by 20 points… he really is Larry David
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Michael Endelman retweeted
🏀 NBA FINALS MERCH DROP meansworkwear.com/collection…
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An actual nightmare blunt rotation
With the besties as I am always All-In
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This is why I will never join the coaster community
A terrifying roller coaster rescue is underway in Galveston, Texas Thursday. A car became stuck on a vertical track, leaving eight people dangling at the very top of the ride. Firefighters are using a long-ladder truck to reach the riders several stories above the ground. Crews are working to remove each rider from the ride by gently catching them and lowering them into the basket at the end of the ladder, before walking them down an incredibly steep structure to safety. Latest details: abc7news.com/19189772/?ex_ci…
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Can you address @Jason ?
The @theallinpod is the most influential podcast in the tech world. They are obsessed with talking about government grift & corruption. Utterly obsessed. All 4 of them: @chamath, @jason, @davidsacks & @friedberg Their blood boils talking about how California state employees abuse the state pension system. Hardly a show goes by without a rant on how corrupt California's and San Francisco's governments are. Yet they worship at the feet of the most corrupt president in US American history by an order of magnitude. Yet they are true Trump sycophants. How do they manage the cognitive dissonance?
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Michael Endelman retweeted
sight glass has this unique thing where everytime you order coffee here you get the feeling that the baristas fucking hate you. it’s pretty great
Sightglass Coffee San Francisco, CA Studio BBA
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This guy shrunk the timeline to be a stadium headliner more than anyone I can remember
Noah Kahan has sold out all the dates of his The Great Divide stadium tour. "I will never find the words."
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TWEET FROM SOMEONE WITH NO KIDS
Who drinks wine while playing games with kids?
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Michael Endelman retweeted
Matt Mahan just declared for Governor and California finally has a real choice. He's not another Sacramento creature. He's a former startup founder who became mayor of the largest city in Silicon Valley and actually delivered results. Here's why Matt Mahan is the real deal 🧵
A couple weeks ago, I came home and my wife, Silvia, said something I almost couldn’t believe.   She looked at me and she said, “I think our state needs you.” Because she believed I could help our kids. Help San José. And help California.   And if you know anything about Silvia — when she talks, you listen.   So I’m running for Governor of California — because we can do better.   I know we can, because we’re proving it in San Jose. We’ve reduced unsheltered homelessness by nearly 1/3rd after a decade of growth. We were rated the safest big city in America last year for the first time in over 20 years. We’re the only city to have solved 100% of homicides nearly 4 years running. And we’re taking on affordability with urgency and honesty — unlocking thousands of housing units in the past couple years.  We need to stand up for our rights, for our freedoms and for our neighbors. We need to use the tools we have at hand to protect our democracy. One tool is the law. The other tool is our results. We have to use both. That’s how we fix California. We don’t just need to be against something. We need to be for something — a government that proves it can solve problems for working people again. And before we ask Californians to give more, we owe them proof that their government can do better.   So I’m running to bring focus back to government. To give cities the tools they need to succeed. To show that the best resistance to division is results.   And to prove that California can work again — for everyone.   That’s why I’m running.   And that’s the future Silvia and I are fighting for. mahanforcalifornia.com/
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Michael Endelman retweeted
It will not shock you to learn the ban on Airbnb was led by political contributions by the hotel industry, and led to increased hotel rates Somehow the neo-Brandeisian antitrust types are silent here
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Pitched somewhere between Pinegrove and Bladee
Pitched somewhere between Pinegrove and Bladee, Horse Vision winkingly reframes contemporary indie sounds and beloved pop samples for a debut album that’s goofy yet undeniably beautiful pitchfork.visitlink.me/ZfqrF…
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Does he not know that there are restaurants and hotels already in the Presidio? (Golf course too)
They’re gonna put the Presidio into the new Sovereign Wealth Fund and put up the most amazing hotels and condos ever If they do it thoughtfully, I’m here for it! Central Park has some light commerce.. couple of restaurants and the skating rink — which was a Trump project in the 80s or 90s
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Goblin mode > Founder mode
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