@MeyerPup

Dedicated Gators Fan. Elongated Floor Duster. Fabulous face licker. Professional squirreal stalker. Tortured for her own giggles by @BriDehlinger.

 Charlotte, NC
Joined June 2011
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Well, I guess she forgot that an oatmeal bath for me means she gets to clean this up PS: I'm still itchy
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This cold weather has my skin all dry & itchy, but instead of a great body butter @bridehlinger does this to me
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.@BriDehlinger left me w/a sitter so I decided to stay up all night, just talking w/my bff Chlo and then peed on the floor for good measure.
If @BriDehlinger even gets close to that costume basket I will pack my suitcase and run away like that dog in Scotland. #DressUpYourPetDay
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I feel like Fabio in this weather. My locks look glorious as the wind runs through them.
I heard that it is #NationalDogDay, how does @BriDehlinger celebrate? She gives me a bath! And they call me a bitch.
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I am undecided if this is awesome or terrifying. I am certain that @BriDehlinger is on a mission to torture me.
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What the hell is going on outside? Why is everything moving around so much?!?
I've never felt the couch move like that after I fart. Weird. #SCQuake #SnowQuake
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Hey @iamtimbunch, why aren't you following me? All the cool kids are doing it.
Hey @iamtimbunch, why aren't you following me? All the cool kids are doing it.
@MissBrianneW It would be the easiest kidnapping of your life. @BriDehlinger leaves me home alone all day, come and get me!
@MissBrianneW I'm not a morning person, lay off me!
I may have gone for a frolic down this row of trees to the delight of spectators at the Christmas tree farm
I miss Hank. Cc: @snarkandpepper
Hey girl. How you doin?
Welcome to Twitter @RubyDogQC. You should see all the nutty things humans think on here.
@MissBrianneW Yeah. I am, what about it?
Oh, were you reading that?
Currently removing each toy from my basket. One. By. One.
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