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She said she didn't even realise she had left the engine on. Was too busy talking on phone and playing games on her iPad to notice.

Knocked on the window of a Porsche to ask the driver to turn off engine when parking under my bedroom window for 20 minutes twice a week.

Defeated by the GF pizza @pizzareligion

Uh the #foxtel guy just asked me how to turn on the tv. I took the remote and pressed 'power'.

Moving house = shaky arms and legs

@jensomelunn love it!!!

Gosh I never though I would pine over London weather but geez its good compared to Melb at the moment.

The size of my hangover is really not proportionate to the volume of alcohol I drank #oneglassofwine

If you were a Brazilian fan watching the game at the stadium, would you just leave now? #worldcup

Can't wait to see my all time favourite band @SomersetHouse RT @thecatempire: Europe here we come! Spread the word...

I don't normally but this has to be the best RT ever:@innocentdrinks: The world's greatest chew toy.

Ready to go off to the game reserve! Can you say #Mabalingwe 10 times fast?

Brilliant leaving do. Thanks to all who made it especially @al_attack @scroogio @AnIndescribable @MSD82. Lookin forward to my hangover

Shit just got real. Our stuff is going home tomorrow.

Just watched #himymfinale. There are no words.