@Masego

Life’s too short for cheap wine and ugly shoes!

 Sandton, Johannesburg
Joined February 2009
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Masego
@MasegoAug 21
Bryanston really is a glamping site.
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It should be Nut Day everyday to be honest
Pop Base
@PopBase9h
Today is National Nut Day.
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Wow - Dinesh Govender.
Complex
@ComplexOct 20
Megan Thee Stallion 🔥😍 Her new track "Thin Ice" dropped today, sampling Limp Bizkit’s 2000 anthem "Break Stuff" and bringing a nu-metal edge to her latest freestyle. 📷 IG
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This is nutts.
TMZ
@TMZOct 20
Woman looking at porn while driving caused deadly car crash in Utah, cops say. Full details: tmz.com/2026/10/20/fatal-uta…
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Elina Svitolina 🌚🥴
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You can’t make this shit up 😂😂
Africa Today Media Group
@africatodayMGOct 19
President of Cameroon, the 93-year-old Paul Biya, is expected to visit Cameroon next week! He will have a two-week working trip before returning to Geneva, Switzerland, where he lives.
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I’m afraid they are going to find it full of alcoholic strains 🙂‍↔️
Buchule Jack Devero
@JackDeveroOct 18
When last did you donate blood? And why don’t you do it often?
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Gotwe DP o apara leiri? Helang 🌚
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Accurate. How do you guys bath in Nigeria? Do you even bath? Do you use soap at least? So many questions…
Invaluablemoi ♥️ Ayékòótó 🦜
@InvaluablemoiOct 17
I heard this is how South Africans bathe.😳 This can't be true.
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This is definitely not the Charlene that Anthony Hamilton sang about.
Thato_Prii🖤
@Priscill_ThatoOct 18
Hayibo , kanti uShimza is married 👀👀
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My parents.
Tumi Sole
@tumisoleOct 17
It’s 32 °C somewhere and someone o busy ka Cup ya Rooibos!
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Just saw a car wash guy working extra-extra time taking photos of a group of gorgeous girlies. More than 30 minutes work. Banyana ra hlopha waitse 😂
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Just saw a wig installation that looks like a crunch peanut butter in the front 😩🌚
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How does it feel to be in second place now Tony?
Anthony Scaramucci
@ScaramucciOct 16
Dear @katiezacharia — speaking as the world's leading expert on short White House tenures: turn off the news and go enjoy your family. In time you’ll realize that the Universe did you a major favor.
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Congratulations on beating Anthony Scaramucci’s record Katie 🤭
Katie Zacharia
@KatieZachariaOct 17
President Trump is a kind, wonderful, gracious, thoughtful, enthusiastic, and hardworking man. I wish more Americans appreciated him. No one will ever make America great the way he has and continues to. It was an honor to work for him.
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Detective Fin Tutuola 🤝🏽
ICE T
@FINALLEVELOct 15
I’m in LA to film in @SnoopDogg ‘s Movie 🎥 I don’t know if I was supposed to say that…. But I said it.
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Is this you posting now Razo?
Bernard Parker@BernardParkerOct 15
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Miss South Caroline 2.0
The Daily Show
@TheDailyShowOct 13
Incredible first day for new White House press secretary Katie Zacharia
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Just heard on Marawa Sports that Bernard Parker says he hasn’t had access to his phone for 14-days, therefore he did not make any statement. Yes, posted on his platform/s but it wasn’t him. 💣
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Someone once said to DJ Sbu… “It whistles, doesn’t it? Your head when it’s windy” 😮‍💨 SANA! 😭🌚
Portia Moemedi
@PortiaMoemediOct 12
These are by far the top 5 nasty reads on this app😂😂. “if they put your brain in a dog it would moo” is nr 1😂😂😂
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