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The fate of Earth rests in the hands of the most unlikely heroes you’ll ever meet. Meet the Badgers, the family holding the line against the Martian invasion.
Coming soon to your screens...
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You can take our land. You can take our freedom. Apparently you can also take Jimbo Jnr if your space vacuum sucks hard enough...
Meet AssFace. On Mars, she’s considered a stinking phosphorous hole.
But in post-invaded Texas, she’s hot enough to make any red blooded man say ‘you know what, I’ve been pretty lonely lately.’
Ever seen a trailer park go to war? Buckle up. 🤠
Stay tuned...
#MvR #martiansvs #mvrmy #ue5 #animation
Happy 4th of July, y'all!
Merle’s got the grill hot, the brew is cold, and the 'specialty' protein is just about done.
If you're lookin' for a burger, you’re in the wrong zip code. Keep your eyes on the sky and your fork ready! 🍔🧠
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#TheRealAmericans #IndependenceDay
If Marth Destructus thinks he’s going to strip-mine our planet without getting a taste of Aunt Betty’s cast-iron skillet, he’s got another thing coming.
🍳👽 Space vs. The South is going to get messy.
#TheRealAmericans #SciFiComedy #Animation
Tested, approved, and proven highly effective against Martian brains... 🔧🧠
#TheRealAmericans #IndieAnimation
Marth Destructus thinks he can conquer Earth, but he clearly hasn't met the Badgers yet.
Resourcefulness > Ruthless Warlords. 🛠️💥
Which weapon from Grandma Daisy’s General Store are you taking into battle today?
Ain't nothin' sweeter than the smell of fresh Chugger smoke in the mornin'.
Fueled by moonshine and built for maximum overcompensation, this bad boy drops 200 rounds per minute. Perfect for when you need to put a Martian in their place!
LORE 'N ORDER...
Well, well, if it isn't the infamous DEAD EYE JOE!! 👁️ The Czar or Carnage.
The Mustachioed Master of the Black Market.
He's got a garbage truck full of weapony goodness and he's coming y'alls way!
🛸 THE MARTIANS ARE HERE! 👽
The trailer park is under attack. Who is saving your skin?
Jimbo Jr. (Fearless Leader)
Jimbob (Speedy Driver)
Tiberius (Genius Skunk)
Coodles (Brawler)
Granny Betty (Skillet Warrior)
Merle (Conspiracy Expert)
Drop your pick in the replies! 👇🏾
Meet V’RMON V’ROK: The stressed leader of the Martian forces on Earth. 🔴🌍
A master of the double-cross, he’s tasked with mining Earth’s core while battling labor strikes and a "brain fart" epidemic. He’s one disaster away from a total breakdown. 🛠️💥
Fear the Glorm: The elite hive mind of the Red Planet. 🛡️💀
Reanimated from the corpses of the former High Command, these soldiers feel no pain and won't stop—even if they lose a limb. When the hive moves, destruction follows.
The ultimate Martian threat is here. 🔴⚔️
Meet Marth Destructus: The Sultan of the Sulphuric Fields. 👑🔴
Cruel, vengeful, and shrouded in gold, he’s ruled Mars for centuries. Now, he’s set his sights on stealing Earth’s core to restore his dying planet.
The invasion is here. Hide your core. 🌍🚀
🛸 May the 4th be with you! 📷
Martian Empire or Roughneck Alliance?
#MayThe4thBeWithYou #MayThe4th #StarWars #StarWarsCelebration #StarWarsDay
Before they hit your screens, they hit the comic pages. 📖📷
Want to know all about how it began?
Start with the comics! Read now: cryptocomics.com
Meet G.E.R.A.L.D.
Gargantuan
Earth
Reaming
Atomic
Liquidation
Device
Warning: side effects may include total planetary obliteration....













