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mandy smith

@MandyySavage

Spice Girls “Wannabe” in the style of System of a Down.

 Cleveland, OH
Joined November 2010
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my body is not a temple it is a midwest dive bar
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Gimme Larry.
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@dog_rates19 Dec 2022
This is Larry. I don't think he wants to come inside. 14/10
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BREAKING: CDC just announced that a massive outbreak of updog has started to spread
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Literally me buying Dairy Queen hot dogs right now.
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If this ain’t me I’m suing.
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@shirtsthtgohard2 Jul 2022
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There is nothing in this world that I want more than to not go to work but still make what I make at work.
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Ordered pizza at 11:45 drunk and watching Archer in a giant T-shirt is me af.
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being a high functioning crazy person is so weird like one minute im on the floor literally screaming and crying and writhing around and the next minute im answering an email like “hi! Attached is the signed PDF. Have a good weekend!”
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I was raised by Judge Judy.
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Zar ✰@Zarinacar10 Apr 2022
y’all ever open an iMessage and think “what the fuck am I supposed to say to this”
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Closing and then having to open the next day is stupid because ya bitch is doing laundry at 2:30am and
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Also watching tv while bf is sleeping is an art form I have not mastered. I hear him moving upstairs.
Davis saying “live action” got me thinking like
Getting home from work after 3am isn’t even fun in theory, bc I always need at least an hour to wind down after. So anywho, here’s to watching Casper at 3:40 in the gd morning.
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Love socializing post pandemic. Having to text 37 people, “Hey sorry about how I acted and what I said tonight, I don’t remember what my whole fucking deal is”
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