
Cofounder of The Torch Theatre. Creator of @AUComicBooks. Teacher/ Improvisor/ Puppeteer/ Filmmaker/ Writer/ Husband. He/Him https://xitter.cf/t.co/vBddLCbX2K
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Joined September 2008
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Powerful people are less powerful when everyone is prosperous.
It serves the powerful to have an oppressed proletariat.
About 40 years ago, Coca-Cola gave us New Coke and it failed. They brought back the old Coke as Coke Classic and put New Coke behind them.
Musk should take a page from their playbook and give us back our βtwitter classicβ with the old nameβ¦ and go away.
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Iβm not always good about opening up and being βreal,β but I will try to listen if someone needs to be heard.
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Iβm curious. Do contemporary kids like #Garfield ?
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If I stand up straight, I physically measure at 5β8β.
I do, however, carry a 5β4β-5β6β energy, so thereβs that.
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The people QE2 knighted were not like the dudes King Arthur knighted.
Sir Elton John is not going to fight in a war. Sir Paul McCartney is not going to pick up a sword. Sir Patrick Stewartβ¦ might kick some ass, but heβs the exception.
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Social Media has become like my 35-year addiction to Diet Pepsi. I know itβs not good for me, Iβm not even sure if I still like it, but I feel compelled to consume.
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Season 3 of Superman and Lois should have been called βLois and Clark and Their Neighborsβ¦ and sometimes Superman.β
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You know you're getting old when typing in your birthdate is actually faster than finding it in the drop down menu.
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Feel like #Ahsoka should have been called Rebels Season 5.
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Never watched SW:Rebels so #Ahsoka feels like Iβm walking in 77 episodes behind everyone else.
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Anyone else get excited when they bring home something from the grocery store and the expiration date is their birthday?
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Between fossil fuel pollution and micro plastics, petroleum is going to kill off humanity. Looks like the dinosaurs are having the last laugh after all.
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Take 2!
Let's try this again!
Learn the story behind "AU Issue 6 Take 2" and help us meet our goal. @indiegogo igg.me/at/au6
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The most memorable moment from yesterdayβs screening of #IndianaJones 5 was the 50+ year-old man in the audience rage quitting because βSpielberg sold his rightsβ¦β and βhe paid money to see this piece of sh*t!β
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Not that anyone asked, but @Pixar βs #Elemental is not just a retelling of Romeo & Juliet. Itβs about the obligations children of immigrants feel to live up to their parentsβ sacrifices. Thatβs a new story worth telling.
We donβt need anymore remakes.
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