best-selling and award-winning comics idiot, leggy blonde / also @nogodsnomayors

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Joined March 2010
my new book is out today. it's about separatism and utopia and bodily autonomy and cults and capital and love and revolution and nature and sex and all the things we owe to each other. I'm so proud and excited for you to read it. i hope you do. simplicitybook.xyz
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mattie lubchansky retweeted
i hate gay halloween…two skeletons??? how would that even work
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need the city of new york to purchase the knicks i think
What the actual fuck have I just read
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can you imagine the level of Hating the Mayor this could unlock in us…..if hizzoner doesn’t know ball……
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72 hours post top surgery feeling
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NEW on the bonus feed: Mayor Mattie and the gals are joined by returning champion @doctorow to talk about the mayor of Clintville himself.
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current “““recovery””” feeling
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on a low dose of painkillers for the rest of the week if anyone wants to admit they’re in love with me i’ll probably forget it later
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mattie lubchansky retweeted
i should be able to click a button at the beginning of a sports season that says “i’m normal” and i don’t get served any ads for crypto or gambling
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HE IS COMING | PART 1 | patreon.com/lubchansky
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HE IS COMING | PART 1 | patreon.com/lubchansky
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horrible news everyone. my pitch to DC black label, OLD KINGDOM BATMAN, where he shuffles around fighting crime while inside of sarcophagus with barely-articulated limbs, has been picked up for 60 issues
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in a waiting room listening to a family share increasingly credulous-sounding things they “saw” happening at the paris protests (definitely fake videos) that really showcase the rioters’ depravity and barbarism. society is cooked moving forward i fear
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received the telephone call that makes everything in my life worthwhile today. they have one of those by the way, you weren’t just imagining it
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mattie lubchansky retweeted
This week, after an Albania report and a contractually obligated talking-about of a clout-farming mayor, Riley gives us the second installation of his Dallas Trilogy. Get in your strangely roofless car and buckle up!
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band having a little release show next month...got the records in the mail today and they sound great :) okay see you there i think
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going owl mode. don’t text
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next person that steals my identity can fucking have it to be honest. have fun idiot
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