Your favorite (non famous) NYC Comedian. Consumer of all things BBQ. He/Him. Has allot moms. Order my New album next week!
Brooklyn New York
Joined May 2011
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I was born and raised by lesbians in 1986. First show I ever saw was a drag show. I was 8. The worst thing that happened to me is now I want attention from strangers.
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Hi! My new special Half of We just dropped on @nateland_ent hope you like it! youtu.be/Yu7EblMo1Ig?si=0-lk…
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I try to be openminded about new stuff, and I've definitely come around on some things I started off skeptical of, but I still haaaaaaate the shift towards lumping all art and media together and calling it all "content."
I’m the first person to say it but “people who don’t like pineapple on their pizza cum taste terrible.”
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they made me cut my my Sybian joke, but tbh i had da time of my life performing on @LateNightSeth. full set: youtube.com/watch?v=8J5iq9cZ…
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this week has been crazy. i headbutted a moving subway to impress some NYU students. da EMTs placed me in a juvenile sike ward called "iykyk psychiatric facility". they kicked me out for lying about having a Deadpool v Wolverine torrent on a thumbdrive. & now tomorrow Seth meyers
An exciting week ahead in Studio 8G: Julia Louis-Dreyfus (@OfficialJLD), Theo James, Eddie Redmayne, @danlicatasucks, Will Ferrell, Jon Hamm, Bowen Yang & Matt Rogers and @BonJovi’s @Tico_Torress sitting in with the 8G Band! Plus, #DayDrinking with @OfficialJLD and #SecondChanceTheatre with surprise guests!
Since I was a kid I’ve had a reseeding hairline
I was one of those blonde comb over horror movie 6 year olds
“Heyy mummy-Tell me I should wear a hat”
That’s not happening to my child
6 weeks they’re getting on a plane
We’re going to Turkey
We’re getting plugs
IDC Call PEDA
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Full special tonight on YouTube, 8pm EST/5pm PST
youtube.com/watch?v=wrCb9rnt…
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My special hits YouTube tomorrow at 10am est. You can watch it here: youtu.be/1Lik3hSyhrY?si=CEay…
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New episode of the downside with @EagleWitt and @lovablelucas out now!
Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/4rT…
YT: youtu.be/71fv80Bn5hQ?si=ag1e…
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New episode of the downside with @EagleWitt and @lovablelucas out now!
Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/4rT…
YT: youtu.be/71fv80Bn5hQ?si=3eXF…
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Hi! I recorded a little mini-special called “Trauma Response” with @donttellcomedy! I am really proud of these jokes, and I hope you enjoy them! It would really mean a lot to me if you’d watch the set and comment/share it if you like it!
