I vahnt to suck your cooooock bleh!
Revachol
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To be fair when the NGOs were securing extra AKs for the rioters, they though AK stood for African Kindergarten.
Oh, the 35 year old students from Africa now have machine guns? Interesting. @CBSNews told me they just were upset that their textbooks were outdated.
Never buy a folding phone, these things are pieces of shit. On my 3rd cracked Motorola Razor Ultra 2025+
"The Haitian drive through headphone operator cashier Sumerian sacrifice candidate (third gen; cannot read or write, cannot extrapolate the passage of time)"
It becomes overwhelming at a certain point. It becomes unbearable. In 1972 this was mine, by law, when I was 16 years old. All I had to do was work at a diner for one summer. And she’d love me. She’d love me forever. And orgasm from penetration. Because she didn’t have a 60k rpm solfeggio sequence vibrator for her clitoris (fake organ never proved). Because she trusted me. And now today it’s not even a hypothetical. This woman might as well be in a parallel universe. Im invisible to her. I was denied her uterus at birth. It was made illegal for me to pursue her and illegal for her to sex me. Obama left his fingerprints on her womb and my vas deferans. Her ant-sized woman “brain” was soaked, like a sponge, in 19 (she better not be a day older) years of talmudic-muslim-faggotcommunist propaganda to the point where she would only feel permitted to have sex with a mulatto 39 year old crypto rugger who socially signals as a communist bottom but also he has a fifteen million dollar net worth (my tax dollars gifted to him by John Thune (who is not a human being and therefore no action taken toward him is illegal or immoral)) it’s just insane I’m going to go insane. Anyways no I’m not using the app today I’ll just take 2 Big Macs and a 20 piece. Why do you even ask. No meal. I don’t want the soda I don’t know when you’ve last cleaned the soda stream. It could be oxidized. Calcified. The Haitian drive through headphone operator cashier Sumerian sacrifice candidate (third gen; cannot read or write, cannot extrapolate the passage of time) looks at me in total confusion. “Is you paying cash or card?” I leave the drive thru empty handed and speed back to my parents house. Maybe when I’m thirty they’ll let me date my hot cousin
Bubbey Brown retweeted
“I’m on a fixed income” (gets a raise higher than the average in the labor market)
The question is whether or not she is going to delete a tacit admission of Muslim Brotherhood connection lmfao
@omarkamel :( :( shit. My family has long been MB, but I've always felt that it has navigated the political sphere poorly/destructively.
Bubbey Brown retweeted
nobody is actually upset about what shane gillis said on SNL. in reality, NBC universal, a subsidiary of the comcast corporation, paid a PR firm a substantial sum of money to spam astroturfed UGC to whip up a manufactured controversy in an attempt to save SNL from its slow death
