“Millions of (reasons to) impeach him, impeach him for me!” Song by The Presidents of the United States of America

Sometimes when I’m upset I hear the distressed sounds of Free Willy and I can’t figure out if that’s the right or wrong thing

My quarantine hobby is learning how to hold and use my phone like Kris Jenner

Day 36: I went back for more.

Day 35. I ate rum raisin ice cream.

This week on Keeping up with the Kardashians...Kim and Scott take an improv class. That’s it everyone.

I was today years old when I realized Trisha Yearwoods “How do I live” (Made famous by Leann Rimes) was written about White Claws

Has anyone else watched Ace Ventura 3 times or am I the only one doing this right?

I miss getting an ice coffee when I leave the house for no reason

The most shocking thing about tiger king is the tiny piece of skin that joe’s eyebrow ring is holding on to and that Howard is Prince Charles pranking all of us.

Pet peeve pets named peeve

Bad Stye by Billie Eyelash

Post Malone both looks a everything bagel and looks like he smells like an everything bagel

Had to delete my last tweet from a classic “in” to “I’m” auto correct tragedy. Please respect me during this time and take back all posted below. “I’m” still in 4th grade.

I don’t know what the big deal is I just took my ice coffee in the shower and figured out adulthood.

camila cabello’s daddy issues are deep #GRAMMYAwards2020

Can we all agree the masked singer has taken it to far?

Just saw Gaslight House. It was good.

Can you use your cvs extra care bucks for plan b? Once again asking for myself.

We should approach everything in life with such passion and force as men of 60 chew gum.