Kati Smurphy

Delia is drink. I am drink. #reallydrinkgirls

Dead sharks make me sad :[ #sharkweek

Shark Week makes me feel better <3

<3 yeaaaaaaaasa http://twitpic.com/3u3qwy

Why do so many people want lunch meat on Christmas Eve?

I am tired of watching 80 year old men getting hard over supernovas.

My room smells like farts.

I have two hours to finish this paper and I am on Twitter, I love this generation.

I got a little bit of my Psychology done, cheers for procrastination and sleeping in tomorrow, thank goodness.

That is a scientificaly proven wrong fact - Kriss

WHY IS IT SO HOT OUT?! WHAT THE FUUUUUUUCK?

It's a @Britneyspears sex riot!

It smells like chicken noodle soup on the Amtrak.

It is five in the morning and I still need to write my paper.. looks like I will be living off of coffee tomorrow.

I can't wait to get the fuck out, I hope my gpa is good enough for me to transfer.

I should maybe work on my homework now?

I need to take a vacation, I need to get my shit in order.

I think I am high of off too little sleep, too much coffee and too much Topamax.

I can't tweet #F+