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"Two possibilities exist: either we are alone in the Universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying.” —Arthur C. Clarke
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🇺🇸 12 Matches for the #USMNT ⏱️ 1,004 Minutes Played ⭐️ @GoldCup Best XI 🏆 FA Cup Winner with @CPFC Chris Richards is your U.S. Soccer Male Player of the Year
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No one crushes the Sphere quite like Phish.
We're excited to announce Phish’s return to @SphereVegas for nine shows across three weekends in 2026: April 16–18, April 23–25, and April 30–May 2. Request tickets now at tickets.phish.com (thru Monday, December 8 at 9AM PT/Noon ET). Tickets go on sale to the general public Friday, December 12, at 11AM PT/2PM ET. A limited number of three-night travel packages (which include hotel and tickets) go on sale on tomorrow, Wednesday, December 3, at 10AM PT/1PM ET at phishatsphere.100xhospitalit…. PHISH SPHERE 2026 • April 16, 17, 18 - Sphere, Las Vegas, NV • April 23, 24, 25 - Sphere, Las Vegas, NV • April 30, May 1, 2 - Sphere, Las Vegas, NV
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This 49ers fan just won Halloween
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BREAKING: Colombian President Gustavo Petro calls for a full CRIMINAL investigation into Donald Trump during a United Nations speech, citing his illegal and murderous military strikes on ships in the Caribbean. The world is fed up with MAGA fascism… “Criminal proceedings must be opened against those officials, who are from the U.S., even if it includes the highest-ranking official who gave the order: President Trump,” Petro said during his speech before the U.N. General Assembly. To date, Trump has carried out three such strikes that we know about. He alleges that the targets were narcotics smugglers working for drug cartels but has failed to provide evidence for his claims. Even if they were drug smugglers, Trump had no legal right to unilaterally murder them. They should have been arrested and tried in a court of law. Petro said that Trump’s victims were not Tren De Aragua gang members as claimed by the White House but were “simply poor young people from Latin America who had no other option.” “They said that the missiles in the Caribbean were used to stop drug trafficking. That is a lie stated here in this very rostrum,” said Petro. “Was it really necessary to bomb unarmed, poor young people in the Caribbean?” he added. A just world would hold Trump accountable for his crimes. These strikes are not designed to stop drug deaths in the United States, they’re designed to make Trump look like a militaristic strongman to his MAGA base and terrorize the people of the Global South. Please retweet and ❤️ if you support a criminal investigation into Donald Trump!
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I fear that we will not have an election in 2028 -- I really mean that in the core of my soul -- unless we wake up to what's happening in this country.
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Gavin Newsom: “Masked men. Jumping out of unmarked vehicles. People disappearing. No due process. No oversight. No accountability. People say I’m being hyperbolic. Bullshit. This is happening in America today.”
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🚨NEW: Kerry Kennedy has announced Late Show Host Stephen Colbert is the recipient of the 2025 Robert F. Kennedy Human Rights Award for his advocacy for free speech and speaking truth to power. RETWEET to congratulate Colbert on this honor!
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“There is no superior race.” “There is no ‘chosen people of God’.” “It is neither the United States nor Israel.” “The ‘chosen people of God’ is all of humanity.” —President of Colombia, Gustavo Petro
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This has got to hurt Trump! Jimmy Kimmel: “You almost have to feel sorry for him. He did his best to cancel me. Instead he forced millions of people to watch the show. That backfired bigly. He might have to release the Epstein files to distract us from this now.”
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Republicans can’t win on their policies, so they are trying to dodge accountability by rewriting the rules. These lawmakers are going out of their way to silence the will of the people and deliberately undermine our democracy.
The White House is continuing to pressure states to gerrymander their congressional maps because they are afraid of voters holding them accountable for their unpopular policies. This is a decisive moment for our democracy. Take action to fight back against this power grab. ⬇️
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“The only motive for opposing this bill is to conceal wrongdoing.” And Trump opposes it. What other explanation could there be?
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Trump wants to replace doctors with AI to determine whether Medicare patients get the care they need. A machine will have the ability to override a licensed doctor to deny care in order to increase profits. Make no mistake, this is a direct attack on Medicare.
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Here’s what’s so unique about what’s happening right now. Trump is SINGLEHANDEDLY fucking up our economy. This is ALL on him. He inherited the strongest post-Covid economy in the industrialized world. And ALL BY HIMSELF, he’s fucked it up. Elections really do have consequences.
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Mitch is learning in real time that his legacy will be the destruction of the Constitution and the collapse of American dominance. Every bit of this was made possible by Mitch. Every bit of it. Cry me a river, old man.
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US military protesting the US backing of Israel’s genocide of Gaza and the Trump regime’s fascism: “Rise up America, it is time to take back this country from these corrupt politicians.” #3E
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BREAKING: Rep. Thomas Massie just dropped a bomb. He named one of the billionaires in Epstein’s black book, John Paulson. Paulson isn’t just some rich guy. He’s a major GOP donor, pumping money into the Republican Party, the Speaker of the House, and Trump’s campaign. And Epstein kept his name in his little black book. Let that sink in. The same billionaire who bankrolls the party, bankrolls the Speaker of the house, bankrolls Trump, is on the Epstein’s list.
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Let this sink in…
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Our billionaire President put an airline lobbyist in charge of the Department of Transportation. So no, this is not a surprise.
The Trump administration has canceled the Biden era rule where airlines would have to compensate passengers for flight disruptions.
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🚨 BREAKING: In a hidden video, Trump's DOJ Deputy Chief brags the FBI is redacting Republican names and only leaving Democrats in the Epstein files; he also ADMITS Ghislaine Maxwell was transferred to "keep her mouth shut." This is a CRIMINAL COVER UP! xitter.cf/JamesOKeefeIII/status/…
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