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I LOVE TATTOOS

Retford
Joined March 2009
really need to start listemimg to radio 1 more at a night time #epic
When ever anything starts looking up in my life it allways shoots back down with a crash #fuckthisshit
Might be getting my own flat :D
Fair play to Billy Connolly. He turns 71 this year. Not that impressive, until you realise that's 497 in Glasgow years. #Sickipedia
"Mummy, can I lick the bowl?" "No, flush the toilet like everyone else" #sickipedia
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She was all like "put another finger in" and I was like "I only have ten"
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Woken up to a phone call from my mum :)
On a train with the dog, fuck knows where we are. #lost
Don't assume #Woolwich killers are representative of all Muslims. Most are too busy running paedophile gangs to even contemplate terrorism.
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#reminising checking old tweets and facebook chat some of it makes me laugh
check the bank on the way home and think shit #poor
just wish all things happened at the click of a button