It's done

#mypetsoundslike my dog would be voiced by the dog from air bud

#mypetsoundslike That guy Greg. You don't know him, but he's got a funny voice.

#mypetsoundslike Teller, from Penn and Teller. He don't talk. Like my pet

Ya ever get the same junk email for so long that once you go to unsubscribe you realize you've grown attached and can't do it

I just realize that today is probably my last first day of school ever. Weird.

Is it weird that I'm super excited about a new hard drive? For some reason more storage space gets me pumped

Sick of going on FB and seeing live streams of people saying "ooooooh trying this new live thingy"

That moment when someone nods and your relieved that what you said actually made sense

Why do they still call them sex tapes? They ain't never on no tape

RIP @MythBusters

Surprisingly emotional about the last episode of @MythBusters tonight. Admittedly shedding a few man tears

I always want to say "what's up doc" to my doctor when he walks in. But then he hits me with "how are you" and derails my awesome plan

Have you ever been up so late that you're actually just too lazy to go to sleep

I'm sick of comedians talking about how their parents called them a clown

I've seen too many damn DeLoreans on the internet today

When you laugh at that article someone posted on FB and then realize that it's not Clickhole or The Onion and it is infact real

That moment when you're so lazy that the back of a desk chair plays the role of a closet

At target realizing how much I hate people and shopping for bullshit