comedian. world touring tiny funny lady. you won’t find me here. come see me live! 🎟️ https://xitter.cf/t.co/YbWdGLtNxZ
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I have a new hour special called, "Hi Y'all!" I released a little while ago on YouTube but for anyone who is too addicted to this app to go elsewhere, here it is:
My account got hacked a while ago and I thought it was weird they hadn’t done much except change the username and photo but I’m just now realizing they seem to have retweeted everything in the timeline.
so if you saw any RT from me any time before a few days ago, and thought they were an odd choice—it actually wasn’t me.
But if you saw something I RTed and thought “wow she’s so cool and smart” then please let me keep the credit for that even though I didn’t do it.
LADIES: DM me receipts of my ex (or the drummer of any band) trying and failing to get with you and I’ll get you on the free guest list to a show near you. 😎
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My dad would have been 72 today. I wrote this song about our relationship after he passed away in 2020. I hope he’s somewhere doing speedballs in the sky.
I wanna do a season of my podcast in its old original format interview people about some aspect of their lifestyle — religion, culture, sexuality, gender, job, hobby/special interest, etc.
What’s something different from your world that you’d love to hear and learn more about?
See me live for more warm and fuzzy quotes!
👇Get tickets and/or request me in your city!
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Jessica Michelle Singleton 💖 retweeted
This Week at Helium | @CrashDummiesPod, Aaron Branch, @JMScomedy, + @ZoltanCOMEDY!
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SEE YOU TONIGHT!
The failure of mainstream media to have adequately and fairly reported on the actions of ICE in the past does not negate how bad it was then nor does it change the reality of how dire the present situation is.
Citizens are being murdered for exercising their rights. The government is blatantly gaslighting Americans. The FBI Director is infringing on our second amendment rights. And the FUCKING Clintons are trying to capitalize on the situation by using it not to testify about the Epstein files, which the Justice Department has been in breach of the law for not releasing them for over a month. You actually don't have to pick a side, guys. It's okay to hate them all.
Jessica Michelle Singleton 💖 retweeted
If you only invoke the Second Amendment after children are murdered in their schools, but defend the government when it claims someone deserved to be executed for being legally armed, then you do not believe in the Second Amendment
Jessica Michelle Singleton 💖 retweeted
THIS IS A BLATANT LIE:
They are gaslighting us again.
Under the Second Amendment and MN Stat. 624.714, permit holders may legally carry firearms in public, including during protests. The U.S. Supreme Court has ruled that public carry is a constitutional right. Carrying a firearm does not legally constitute "inciting