Drink, fuck, and smoke plenty of cigarettes.

The fuckers. There, I feel better. God-damned human race. There, I feel better.

"A writer's job is to write, not to prance his ass on stage, not to hope to get laid by ... idiotic groupies." - Charles Bukowski

"The bars are finished. TV took care of that. We used to be the performers. Now everybody sits and stares at the tube." - Charles Bukowski

"never write unless you feel like writing, it has to come out like hot turds the morning after a good beer drunk." - Charles Bukowski

"I was always the outcast everywhere I went, schoolyards, whorehouses, jails, I always got the foot in the face" - Charles Bukowski

"Long before I became 'rich and famous' I just sat round drinking wine and staring at the walls." - Charles Bukowski