@Jeffw
Joined August 2007
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I’ll sign the NDA right now
Nia Long
@NiaLongOct 18
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You don’t say, JD
JD Vance
@JDVanceOct 18
Western liberals imported the third world into France and other countries in the name of diversity and compassion. They ignored fundamental questions of assimilation and compatibility. They were told it would lead to this and they didn't listen. I pray that France, a beautiful country of amazing people, will stop this madness before more of its landmarks burn. And I hope Americans are paying attention. This is the future congressional Democrats seek for your country.
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Eat all the shit, Marj. Every last one of you maga degenerates caused this. For the rest of time none of you will receive any grace or sympathy from society.
Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸
@mtgreeneeOct 16
“I’m tired of this, Grandpa” is now my official statement at every gas station. 😭
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He's giving off the dude in a small town that graduated 15 years ago that hangs out at the local high school games
DNVR Buffs
@DNVR_BuffsOct 18
Diego Pavia on the field pregame in a CU jacket
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just max out your credit cards it's almost over lol
Aaron Rupar
@atruparOct 13
OMG she is brutally bad at this
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Attacks Iran. Spikes global oil prices. Buys oil from Russia. Russia funds Iran. Art of the Deal.
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“No child of mine is watching a black mermaid!” Same guy: “Tonight we live stream the execution as a family”
Rolling Stone
@RollingStoneOct 8
The Pentagon Is Going to Livestream a Firing Squad Execution rollingstone.com/politics/po…

The Pentagon Is Going to Livestream a Firing Squad Execution

The first military execution in more than six decades will be livestreamed, according to Pentagon officials.

rollingstone.com
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The fact that they won't pay us more NOW is all the proof you need to know that they're not going to pay us more LATER.
RT Intl@RT_on_XOct 7
Bezos claims AI advancements will mean ‘you’ll no longer need to have 2-earner household’ ‘I think you’ll have a labor shortage’ ‘Because productivity in economy is gonna make it so that if people don’t wanna work 2 jobs, they won’t have to’
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This would be like finding out a rapper played basketball in High School.
Country Limits
@CountryL1imitsOct 6
#EllaLangley is getting MASSIVE backlash from old photos of her hunting from before she was famous. 😳👀 Thoughts on this?
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This is the doom I predicted a few days ago, coming for Photoshop. A clean-room open-source reimplementation. No prizes for guessing that they decompiled Photoshop to source code, processed that to some kind of non-code specification language, then fed the spec to an LLM with an instruction to generate Rust. Adobe just got nuked. And closed source is dead, dead, dead. github.com/storytold/photocr…

GitHub - storytold/photocraft: PhotoCraft: An open-source, photo editor written by scratch in pure...

PhotoCraft: An open-source, photo editor written by scratch in pure Rust - storytold/photocraft

github.com
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This is absolutely Mac's storyline in an episode of Always Sunny
Richard Hanania
@RichardHananiaOct 4
Fox interviews a guy who claims he went to heaven for 18 days. He can report that Jesus is not only male but about 5’11 or 6 feet tall and really masculine. “Talk about testosterone. Like a mustang.” It’s over for the Talarico campaign.
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Everybody had a friend like this growing up
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Free pizza in the cafeteria if you elect me student body president
The Kobeissi Letter
@KobeissiLetterOct 3
BREAKING: President Trump says he will now give a $5,000 “Trump Dividend” to every US citizen if Republicans win the midterms, rather than just US adults. On September 9th, President Trump said that only US adults would qualify for the $5,000 payment. There are ~316 million US citizens, meaning the payments would total ~$1.58 trillion. That is +$350 billion more than the previous proposal.
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jeff retweeted
curt@casbeataolSep 28
He just blamed himself for inflation and doesn’t even realize it lol
Aaron Rupar
@atruparSep 28
Trump: "As soon as that war ends, inflation is gonna be eradicated totally"
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all these hats fucking suck 👍👍
edmond
@nstlgiaxpressSep 27
clout caps.
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WHY WOULD THE LEFTISTS RUIN THIS BEAUTIFUL STATE?!
Kirk Rollins
@nicoraytruthSep 26
Provo, Utah. I will never understand how Mormons can allow leftists to ruin such a beautiful state.
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Every Republican in every red state is convinced that their state is run by a secret cabal of democrats who are the source of all wrong and that they must reelect the incumbent republicans to get rid of that cabal, which they did not do in their previous term
Kirk Rollins
@nicoraytruthSep 26
Provo, Utah. I will never understand how Mormons can allow leftists to ruin such a beautiful state.
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We have not seen a caravan headed to the U.S. southern border in several years, why now? Oh yeah, there is an election coming and the GOP needs to scare you into voting because nothing else is working.
Anthony Aguero Live 🇺🇸
@AnthonyAgueroSep 26
Over 400 aliens predominantly from Honduras entered Mexico on Thursday, ready to make their way to the US southern border… Here’s footage of the caravan. Someone is incentivizing this movement, this is not organic.
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“I made over 1 phone call per week”
🤖 Made with AI
FBI Director Kash Patel
@FBIDirectorKashSep 26
This is what happens when you pick up the phone.
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This administration in a picture. They don’t give a solitary fuck about you, your family, your neighbors or your community.
TMZ
@TMZSep 25
💰 Trump's state dinner table seats billionaires worth a combined $1.13 trillion. Take a look: tmz.com/2026/09/25/trump-sta…
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