Comedian

LA / Seattle Raised
Joined February 2009
If you live in a town I’m probably coming to it. Excited to perform and meet all of you. Very grateful. For tickets go to Jeffdye.com
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Savage. 😂 Via (@daniWex)
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Everyone hates change, even when it’s better
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Why would Dan Levy Contribute to misogyny by WRITING and STARRING in this scene. Or does it get a pass because it’s COMEDY?
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ESPN : “Do you know sports?” Applicant : “Yes” ESPN : “Can you make every sports issue racial?” Applicant : “Yes” ESPN : “You’re hired”
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Rays vs Guardians. Who ya got?
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Put Roger Dorn in Cooperstown. It’s time.
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Trolls hate being trolled. Sooooo quick to clutch his pearls. 🙄😂
A podcast exchange turned ugly after @sostalksmoney allegedly joked about a guest’s mother dying from brain cancer, saying, “Your mom might have died from a headache.” When confronted, he claimed he was misunderstood, offered a conditional apology, and accused the visibly upset guest of being “triggered.”
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It’s a trade that we all engage in one way or another.
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As a person we can be a part of any conversation. There are no subjects we cant have a part in. IMO
Replying to @JeffDye
You can’t be against stealing and offended by calling someone a robber. I agree. I would raise the point - why are you / we involved in these conversations if we aren’t a part of them? There’s kind of no need
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I don’t hate people. I hate some peoples ideologies. Yes. I do love them tho. It’s not personal
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Why is she so upset? It’s not all Migrants. 🙄😂
Liberal French woman who acknowledges she voted to help migrants now pleads with them to stop looting. This is a crisis of her own creation.
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Jeff Dye retweeted
Woman who murdered her two year old daughter was hoping for a gentler opening monologue
Casey Anthony Appears to Sound Off on Shane Gillis Following 'SNL' Monologue, Tells Men to 'Do Better'
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You can’t be anti “slut-shaming”, AND be offended by the word slut.
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🤣🤣🤣 Anyone remember when it was just G?
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Ignorance can preserve your innocence. Wisdom can cost you your peace.
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This woman came to my show with a custom Jeff Dye shirt. It said “what are we doin?” Things like this are really cool and still shocking when they happen.
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