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Jared Yellin

@JaredRamone

Agent extraordinaire. I like records and horror movies and dogs.

 Kalamazoo, MI
Joined January 2018
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After swim class, my 3 year old son announced to the locker room that “daddy has a big wee wee.” Thanks dude, but next time could you please do it when there are girls around.
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The only reason I stayed on this shitty platform was for @therealjoebob and @kinky_horror
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I’m not crying, you’re crying!
Joe Bob Briggs (@therealjoebob) profile pictureJoe Bob Briggs
@therealjoebobMar 7
So grateful that I got to spend seven years with you guys! #MutantFam #TheLastDriveIn I will miss our Friday nights!
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Since @gwar is the guest on @therealjoebob and they have an album called Bloody Pit of Horror, I wonder if he’s showing Bloody Pit of Horror? 🤔 @Shudder @kinky_horror
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got to pay a very special final tribute to my hero tonite in front of a home LA audience at one of my fav venues. spaceman forever, i miss you already 🚀
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Mark Zuckerberg and @Meta should be ashamed of all the antisemitism on their platforms. @finkd
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Ozzy Osbourne (@OzzyOsbourne) profile pictureOzzy Osbourne
@OzzyOsbourne23 Jul 2025
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This one hurts. A lot.
Ozzy Osbourne (@OzzyOsbourne) profile pictureOzzy Osbourne
@OzzyOsbourne22 Jul 2025
It is with more sadness than mere words can convey that we have to report that our beloved Ozzy Osbourne has passed away this morning. He was with his family and surrounded by love. We ask everyone to respect our family privacy at this time.   Sharon, Jack, Kelly, Aimee and Louis
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I have more videos of me farting on my phone than Elon Musk and Donald Trump have of their kids.
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I think @realDonaldTrump and his entire administration are doing an excellent job. April Fools they can eat all the dicks.
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Getting older is awesome. I just love getting piss all over myself.
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The people who think Fox News is real news are the same people who think Five Finger Death Punch is real metal.
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Time to bring this meme back.
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Ohio State bulldozed through Oregon the way Michigan bulldozes through Ohio State. #GoBlue #OSUcansuckmyballs
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Lloyd Kaufman (@lloydkaufman) profile pictureLloyd Kaufman@lloydkaufman11 Dec 2024
Oy!! Happy Toxmas
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Hahaha BlowSU. I don’t want Ryan Day to get fired because he can’t beat @UMichFootball. #GoBlue
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Look at that alpha male!
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Top 10. Anyone who disagrees is a poser.
Dark Angel (@Darkangelthrash) profile pictureDark Angel@Darkangelthrash17 Nov 2024
This city is guilty! The crime is life! The sentence is death! November 17, 1986, 38 years ago today, we unleashed this beast to the masses. 👊🤘 #darkangelthrash #darkangel #thrashmetal #metal #reversedrecords #darknessdescends
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Man, @netflix buffered more than Trump did at the debates.
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I forgot how great Basket Case is. Thanks for the reminder, @Shudder
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