friendly neighborhood home-of-sexual || he/him

Minneapolis, MN
Joined August 2013
Small brain: coke/pepsi Large brain: Dr Pepper Galaxy brain: cherry vanilla Dr Pepper from those coke freestyle machines
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microdosing unemployment (teacher on summer break)
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omg a horror movie made you uncomfortable? It presented an allegory for real life issues? should we throw a party? should we invite bella hadid?
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if you genuinely think Rome has an at all comparable climate to Wyoming just because they’re on the same latitude there is no coming back for you
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genuine question how do I start counting calories and trying to eat healthier without instantly developing an eating disorder
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love the idea that him having one hand in his pocket makes this more impressive
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how do I start exercising and calorie tracking without developing an eating disorder almost immediately
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this didn't fool me at all.
At the 2013 San Diego Comic-Con, Bryan Cranston fooled everyone by wearing a hyper realistic mask of himself
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I think if I was famous and no one made a horny fan edit of me I’d kms on instagram live
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they tried but unfortunately I was queening out with them
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a live action remake of a movie from 2016 that got a sequel less than a year ago what if we all just kill ourselves
First teaser for the live-action remake of ‘Moana.’ In theaters July 10th.
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woke up before my alarm usually goes off and thought “thank god it’s sunday” when it is fully tuesday
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hell has gained another demon ❤️
Dick Cheney, the influential GOP vice president to George W. Bush and chief architect of the "war on terror," has died. He was 84. cnn.it/4nAveLS
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“I became an actor by accident” like her parents aren’t tony curtis and janet leigh
Jamie Lee Curtis admits that she had "no tangible abilities" growing up and "had no intelligence": "I was a D+ student — C- if you graded on a curve. I wasn’t an auditory learner; I was a cheerleader. I was kind of a weirdo. I was” — she points to herself — “this girl at 16, full of energy and personality. But I had no intelligence. You know, I wasn’t an athlete, I wasn’t in the plays. I was on the periphery. And I became an actor by accident.” wp.me/pc8uak-1lGu98
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lady gaga’s gonna show up with a magnifying glass in the post-credit scene
Aaron Sorkin’s ‘THE SOCIAL RECKONING’ will recreate the January 6th insurrection. Said to be a major aspect of the film.
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washed, dried, folded, and put away my laundry all in a single day
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went to see this the weekend after it came out and there were 3 other groups of people there and my bf and I were the only ones to make it to the end after we had multiple discussions of also leaving
1 year ago today, ‘JOKER 2’ released in theaters.
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what’re the odds that if they divorce she publicly executes him live on Disney+
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lost more hair than usual in the shower and the first youtube ad I see is for skullshaver . com
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my favorite place to do drugs is right in front of the lincoln memorial at 2:30 in the afternoon on a monday
Drug Enforcement Administration (DEA) police patrolling the National Mall @WUSA9
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I never knew fathers could hold their children! I’ll have 3 right now
Pro-life NFL legend Tim Tebow shares a video holding his baby girl while working—humanizing fatherhood. Get married. Have kids.
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