Short Shameless Confessor of Short Shameful Confessions Yes, and... YES, and... YES, AND!!!! It's ok to do things by the book as long as you're the author.
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The Barbie Movie has earned a billion dollars at the box office. Unfortunately it will lose its entire value once removed from the box office.
Dunkin: Happy National Coffee Day! Here's a free medium hot or iced coffee!
Starbucks: Happy National Coffee Day! We whipped a lot of air into our espresso so we can charge you more for less product!
#nationalcoffeeday @dunkindonuts @Starbucks
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... as opposed to the daily grind of Burgertory
A cartoon by Lonnie Millsap. #NewYorkerCartoons
See more from this week’s issue: newyorkermag.visitlink.me/Ai…
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It's a spore world after all
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Happy annual tradition of counting how many friends complain about not recognizing some of the Macy's parade performers!
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Serving size: 2 cups
Frida and OddFellows, a small ice cream company based in New York, have collaborated to sell breast milk-flavored ice cream. 4.nbcla.com/61RCvqL
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Late to a Teams call because it took so many attempts to pass the CAPTCHA that I started questioning my own humanity.
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Putting the butt in butter
Cabot Creamery issues a voluntarily recall for a single lot of its Extra Creamy Premium Butter, Sea Salted in seven states after testing found the product to have elevated levels of a bacteria that may suggest fecal contamination, according to the FDA. nbcnews.com/news/us-news/cab…
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